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America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

@paigeinboise She is Not okay and that’s okay 😭😭

@paigeinboise 🥰🥰🥰😈😈😈

When it was just twitter and vine the world was more delusional and we were happier that way in this essay I will

Instead of tapping your head and rubbing your belly try drawing with one hand and petting your cat with the other

U may not like it but this is what peak female performance looks like

@deca_gon My family after 1 week of me gone 😰😵💀

Feeling so sad for my family rn because I’m moving out and who will fill the water pitcher when I’m gone .. they’ll never make it without me 😔

Love my queen. Giving us absolutely nothing

My subconscious really said you will now be visited by the ghosts of boyfriends past 👻👻👻

Do you ever just wake up feeling feral

@paigeinboise Is that… twilight? 😂

@afalker I’m so sorry Adam 💔

Taking a moment this morning to sit with my absolute privilege of having a secure attachment style… something many people I love and my siblings even do not have 💔

I dreamed I saw this tweet and chuckled??

Sagittarius might as well-ing themselves off a cliff 🏃🏻‍♀️

@paigeinboise Wow 😭😭

The symbiotic relationship between the adhd-er and their obnoxious alarm clock of a cat 🤝

@femaIeboyfriend I identify as bi mostly to say fuck the haters

Some days I feel kinda useless and other days I fund some fucking abortions 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻