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Why do sooooooo many look for “easy” .. my friends … pls .. understand that the easy stuff is so often not what you’re looking for - all great stuff is hard










Rye Chip: The wagyu of the bag. Dense, salty, crunchy, and most importantly somewhat rare in a classic bag of Gardetto's, leading to a scarcity flavor boosting psychological effect. Discerning consumers pair a classic bag with a "Special Request" bag of rye chips to balance the ratio. Wheat Chex: Smaller and more dense grid, slightly crunchier than Corn Chex and more flavorful overall. A reliable second to rye chips. Corn Chex: A weaker and less flavorful base grain, but still passable as a random pull from the bag. Mini Breadstick: We've entered "filler" territory now. Decent surface area, holds a solid amount of salt. But more of a palate cleanser in between rounds of the top three. Circle Pretzel: No one comes to Gardetto's for a pretzel, let's be real. Circle is only second worst because it's objectively less pretzel by mass than... Square Pretzel: Absolute F-Tier trash. Pure filler, too smooth and barely even holds salt. Often never leaves the bag amongst sophisticated Gardetto consumers.



















