Ty Jadah

twitter is great because it’s completely fine to follow people while shitting

Ashton Kutcher after his $30 million bet into OpenAI is now up 43x to $1.3 Billion

You can't make this up.

@_CertifiedBoss_ thank you Jeff but this every human alive is on earth right now except for 4 sounds better than this: every human alive is on earth right now except for 4 and maybe like 7 others @Space_Station

@tyjadahahaha “Incorrect Tyler” Miss G

every human alive is on earth right now except for 4

I always enjoyed this, from a 2015 Clickhole article where they asked a series of astronauts 'What's it like to be in space?'

@CollinRugg run that video source by me again?

NEW: NASA's Artemis II has successfully blasted off, launching toward the Moon for the first lunar voyage in 53 years. Here is what to expect next: - Mission is 10 total days. - The crew will get 5000 miles from the Moon's surface. - The crew will sleep in two four-hour periods. - On Day 2, Orion engines will accelerate the spacecraft to escape velocity and send them toward the Moon. - On Days 3-5, the crew will fine-tune the approach to the Moon. - Day 6 is when the crew flies by the Moon. They will be about 250,000 miles from the Earth. - Days 6-7, the crew will fine-tune their approach back to Earth. - On Day 10, the crew will put on their proper suits and get ready for reentry. - They will reenter Earth's atmosphere at 25,000 miles per hour. - Two parachutes will slow the capsule to 17 miles per hour. - They will splash down off the coast of San Diego, California. Video: @GuyFieri

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

My job here is done.

@CamaroSSSUPER If you ever come to Montreal, let me know and I'll fire some wild pizzaghettis your way Long live the pizzaghettiers!

@tyjadahahaha Dude! That Pizza-Spaghetti post you did spoke to me because I’ve always loved that combo, didn’t think anyone else did tho? Also, something else that’s weird and amazing? Spaghetti in a taco shell with cheddar cheese melted on top!

@CamaroSSSUPER Let's goooooooooooo

@alexgroberman my guy if you think this trailer is better than the Dune 3 trailer, you should stop watching movies

@_CertifiedBoss_ @ThePinchh Jeff, I instantly hit mute (instinct reaction)

@tyjadahahaha @ThePinchh Wait until you see part 2

This shift knob just got barbiefied

@HowThingsWork_ Montreal bagels, not a doubt in my mind

This guy has mastered the craft of making bagels! 🥯

The Mike Trout, Christian Yelich and Andrew McCutchen 2026 MVP campaigns have begun

@sodaguyx FYI: His name is @AllanPeters and this is his website: petersdesigncompany.com let's not not attribute to source material:

Am I the only one that never saw the arrow in FedEx until now?

“6 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 6 tomatoes in your mouth