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@RealEmirHan Hamilton

Name the worst movie you’ve ever watched.

@elonmusk United States of Earth

Another one bites the dust

@justalexoki there were two wolves inside charlie kirk’s assassin

there are two wolves inside you. you are at a rust convention

charlie kirk firings are just another lame attempt at soft layoffs by FAANG

@AOC Who would’ve thought that electing a bartender from New York would push lgbtq communist agendas

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

@stepfanie Being rich with our fat wives

dudes under 7' what are you even doing

@stepfanie losing weight is simple being a non-retard isn’t

losing weight is super simple: you just eat less

@stepfanie retards

“abolish capitalism!” cool. who grows the food??? no seriously—who’s out there at dawn breaking their back in the dirt, fixing broken irrigation lines, replacing a tractor axle in 110° heat—for free? because you think profit is mean? who mines the lithium for your laptop, the cobalt for your EV battery, the iron for your train rails? who refines it? who ships it? who builds the ships? who insures them when they catch fire in the middle of the ocean? who unloads the containers at the port? who drives the truck across 4 states? who services the diesel engine at the roadside stop in Nebraska when it breaks at 3am? who keeps track of inventory, repairs the refrigeration system, updates the software, cleans the floors, builds the shelves, trains the workers, manages the risk, pays the legal fees, replaces the lightbulbs, handles the theft, the overtime, the breakdowns, the lawsuits? who coordinates all of this across time zones and continents without profit? you think the whole supply chain is just gonna keep running because everyone suddenly caught a case of the warm fuzzies??? you think people are going to wake up and go do hard, thankless, physical labor for vibes? capitalism doesn’t work because people are good. it works because people are selfish and it figured out how to harness that into infrastructure. it’s the only system that survives human nature without needing to rewrite it you kill profit, you kill production. you kill production, you kill logistics. you kill logistics, and suddenly it’s day four of your anti-capitalist utopia and the shelves are empty, the power’s out, the pharmacy’s closed, and nobody knows how to fix a fucking thing anti-capitalism isn’t a philosophy. it’s a death wish dressed up as a virtue signal it’s the aesthetic of rebellion powered by an iPhone, subsidized by Uber Eats, and resting on 400 years of industrial infrastructure you take for granted because you’ve never built a single useful thing in your life you’re not oppressed. you’re just ungrateful and the second you get your little no-profit revolution, you’ll find out exactly how long society runs on vibes: about three days, give or take—then the generators fail and you’re boiling rainwater so you can heat up your shitty powdered food

@LisaBritton you’re right everyone’s retarded and society doesn’t want families they want influencers

When will everyone come to understand that it’s US who have driven men away? For decades, society has disrespected and neglected them, insisting they are unnecessary while only prioritizing support for girls and women. Men have been marginalized, and now we are left wondering why so many are choosing to disengage. If we want men to come back, we need to take responsibility and give them something worth coming back for. This article (and most people!) don’t seem to get that.

@NobodyNowhere86 @yungscapegoat its called triggered single 40 white ladies

cool alternative girl I knew from high school who used to have blue hair just posted bridal shower pictures with a Bible verse

@JoJoFromJerz worth it

Congrats MAGA, you did it.

@KATUNews Gay

State Rep. Travis Nelson, D-NE Portland, invited the performers. He's the first openly LGBTQ African American member of Oregon's House of Representatives and is the sponsor of a resolution which honors the history of Black drag in the state. bit.ly/43PQAOP

@matt_vanswol What would Reginald say?

release the piss tape elon

@unusual_whales that’s racist

Boomers own 37% of the homes in the US while making up a little more than 20% of the population, according to the Census Bureau.