@offcletus Not a twink but I'll check my inventory to see if I can spare one.
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@tzisae
certified trans inclusive misogynist.
Nashville, TN Katılım Ekim 2018
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Can one of the twinks who follows me who maybe lives near him be his housewife
greenkey@greenkey387571
I want a cute boyfriend to spend time with Snuggling a cute twink But my hope for twitter to connect me with the right guy near me still hasn't worked yet And Meeting someone irl or on a dating app isn't an option for me At least I've made a friend or two
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@prisyum She was my ex so it's probably my fault for fuckin her up that bad tbh ong
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@tzisae im so glad i didnt get whatever makes people do drugs like that
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ill never understand why marijuana is so popular, the hallucinations it gives you are awful
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@prisyum Damn ma'am, u may actually need the pizza scissors.
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if the fate of the world ever depended on me cutting a pizza into four or more even pieces, make your peace cause we're doomed
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@AlisDekay @RealEdFriendly Freedom as a concept is something you have to fight for, also.
Europeans, for example, aren't built for that. They're too submissive. Too collective.
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@RealEdFriendly The same reason most American's don't want to be free. They want the government to give them free shit at the price of their freedom.
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I post fairly exclusively about liberty and have a primarily American audience.
Why don't non Americans want to be free?
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@prisyum Also I remember when I used to work at Boeing during height of Covid some mf on a call from Quebec was complaining his wife bc all they were eating was frozen pizza and she cut the pizzas with scissors.
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we need a term like minor but for under 13 people
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@EldritchFo55940 @SydcalistDuck Only embarrassing if you're the bottom imo. As a top ion care tho. I take pride in it. I own it. I want them to know I probably will never have kids.
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Why is your parents knowing you have sex kind of embarassing...
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@Kekius_Sage "The study" was an email poll.
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🚨Recent data shows Gen Z belief in God has surged to 45%, nearly tripling from 16% in 2021
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@EldritchFo55940 Plus, as a civilian, reloading in a self-defense shooting is rare. You're probably up shit's creek if you have to.
Even if you're kitted, a handgun is a secondary weapon—especially since you're carrying a 380. More magazines end up just being excess weight.
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Whelp despite practicing my natural right to bear arms it appears people are already acting like I'm going to be a mass shooter.
How very disappointing.
EldritchFox99🏳️⚧️🏴🦊@EldritchFo55940
I am now an official firearm owner. My first handgun.
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@EldritchFo55940 Fair but, like, spare mags are generally pretty cheap.
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@tzisae It came with four extra mags and the box so that influenced my decision.
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@tkonata88 That's what I'm sayin' bc I work out everyday and try to be better, I just don't wanna see women or twinks in public since their only purpose is to take care of the kids and the house.
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@prisyum Maybe it's jus my spice tolerance or sum bc I tried this shit that was like 1.5m scovilles and the dude who gave it to me made me sign this waiver like, "yeah, this'll make you cry, shit, cum, probably die, I dunno" and it just tasted like black pepper and wasn't that bad.
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@tzisae spicy ketchup?? whatt lol
yeah if i wanna make somethin spicy, i do like cajun seasoning or ghost pepper flakes lol
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@tzisae @DnaiFear @EldritchFo55940 Sorry, afraid my husband would object to that
But he might let you hold his - they def are not soft nor feminine, however
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