Usha Mistry

@jayrayner1 You’ve been ace 👍🏾. Thanks for the laughs.

I have three reviews to go for the Obs but today, after 180 of them, is my last column for OFM. So I thought I’d summarise my searing advice from the last 15 years: the wisdom, the provocations and the stupidities. Enjoy. Or grind your teeth. Your call. theguardian.com/food/2025/feb/…

🚨 | We’re looking for a matchday sponsor! For more information contact us on X or via email info@mfcwomen.com #UTS 🦐

@tomstannard @sambaz22 @SalfordCouncil (Wife takes note, he can take the bins out) 😁

Do you have what it takes to play for Morecambe FC Women? 🤔 We're holding open trials at Lancaster University this Sunday! ⚽️ It's free to participate, simply register your interest at the link below 👇 🔗 shorturl.at/LlYcF #UTS 🦐

🚨 | Join our team! We will be holding two open trial sessions at the Mazuma Mobile Stadium in May. Participation is free, all you need to do is register your interest through the link below👇 morecambefc.com/news/2024/apri… #UTS 🦐

🚨 | Join our team! Here’s everything you need to know ahead of our open trials in May🌟 #UTS🦐

@DickieFelton It’s not the Morecambe Ladies as the sun is shining here 😎

It’s a beautiful day to watch the beautiful game and support women’s football in a stadium setting. Only a fiver a ticket! See you all there. #UTS

@lakedistrictnpa And here’s how it looks as art. @arts_cumbria

It's #TriviaTuesday can you guess where this photo was taken? 📍 📸 Mike Childs

@ShrimpsWomen Best goal of the match.

80’ | GOALLLL! Erin Menzies turns inside the defender and smashes her shot into the far top corner! 2-1 | #UTS 🦐 | #CHEvMOR

To quote a Black Grape song, it was #ABigDayintheNorth. Well done #Salford. More of it today. #Freefestivals

@SoVeryBritish I do this. I don’t know why. Sorry.

Some people always leave about a centimetre of tea and I want to know why.

@CumbriaPR Mindless vandalism irritates me so much 😠

@CumbriaPR Why!!?

Fantastic to be there for trophy number 2!

👏🏾England Lionesses switch to blue shorts after players voice period concerns theguardian.com/football/2023/…

#LetsCreate! This April, 985 fantastic arts organisations, libraries and museums start their journey together, making sure even more people across England have access to creativity and culture - as part of our National Portfolio. But what does this mean? 👇

LYON MISS! WE’RE THROUGH TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMI-FINAL!!!!!!!!! #UWCL

What's a movie you've watched more than 5 times?

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.