Steve Muller

@MissLauraMarcus Should've tried harder in school rather than getting fingered behind the bike sheds

I’m a pensioner. So I benefit from the triple lock. I get the full state pension. Which is £965 every four weeks; so equivalent to £1045 a month. I get the full amount because I have 50 years of working and paying my stamp and income tax. I get no other pension. It’s not luxury!

@Iromg @Keir_Starmer Your obsession with him is a bit weirder. That and the fact you look like a lesbian

This is weird. Why does @Keir_Starmer look like a lovestruck teenager?

@ExtremeFootbal4 No, he's still called that

Any updates on Sir Alex Ferguson? 🙏 I hope it's good news. The whole football world is thinking of him and hoping for the best. Get well soon, Sir Alex ❤️

@Glinner Why does he keep speaking to people that aren't as retarded as him? That's not very wise is it?

He's not having a great week, is he?

@OllieHolt22 Take up padel or something. Football isn't your thing, no matter how many words you type about it

Teamsheets from Stamford Bridge. Forest put out severely weakened side. Game over before it’s begun?

@darrengrimes Prime Minister speaks to other world leaders as part of his job shocker

This is Keir Starmer in a nutshell. There are local elections happening across the country. So what does he do? He heads to an EU Summit to hand over £1 billion and beg them to let us rejoin the EU in all but name. The man is an extraordinary example of the globalist bureaucrat.

@_WokeNonsenseFC So what if you're one of those Villa players that played yesterday? You want a rule saying that the club aren't allowed to play them because they're deemed too shit? Clubs submit 25 man squads at the start of a season for a reason. They utilise their squad as they see fit

I think this Villa game has showed that there needs to be some sort of points deduction for anti competitive lineups etc Coz it’s not fair on West Ham who had to play a full strength Villa and thus lost whilst Spurs get to play a Villa team that wouldn’t look out of place in the championship

Two years of fundraising, then they're going on their honeymoon. Interesting... #bbcbreakfast

@DrAseemMalhotra What the hell did you do to him?

A privilege, honour and dream come true to be invited to spend some quality time with Sir Alex Ferguson ahead of the game against Liverpool today at old Trafford.

@HappyPunch Was the ref waiting until his head fell off?

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA Straight out of a movie 😳

@nffckez @SkySports @SkySportsPL You ok hun?

I pay for sky sports premier league. There is a premier league match on a different channel. There is a non premier league game on sky sports premier league. Fuck off. No wonder folk illegally stream. @SkySports @SkySportsPL

@BadgerBitesUK @ZackPolanski Not to scale*

@ZackPolanski Already horrific under #Labour, imagine how bad this gets under the Greens

The Mail doesn't think seem to think workers, of all ages, are worth £15 an hour. That's fair pay for a fair day's work, with money workers will put back into the economy. We are the party for workers. Vote Green on 7th May.

@ZackPolanski If an employer has to pay a 17 year old the same as a 40 year old with 20 years experience in the industry, which one do you think they'll hire? Youth unemployment would be astronomical, then they'd be earning £0 an hour. Great job Zack 👍

@FreeMarketsEco @GregScottTV @grok Fucking hell love. Get a grip

@GregScottTV @grok did the BBC actually do this?

I can’t believe it. The BBC has done it AGAIN.

@richardosman @AGH1494 Yeah I love house of games but that pissed me off

@AGH1494 Just looking at the ratings this morning, and at the time it was taken off there were 1.4m people watching, which is easily the biggest rating frame of the Championships so far. Very, very unfortunate timing.

Let's recap the BBC's decision making. Extend snooker until 18:30, 18:30 comes, bump off one of the most extraordinary frames of world championship snooker for Richard Osman. Make the red button and iPlayer impossible to use/find the snooker. GO back to snooker at 7pm anyway. 👍

@WWELUFC If I was a bird I'd nosh you

Hi 👋 it’s me! I usually don’t post myself on here because I think I am ugly but hi regardless.

@Marblechops79 @joshtone12 @CharlotteCGill Oh it's just shit gay people you don't like. Ok

@joshtone12 @CharlotteCGill Yes but they were talented The new ones are just employed because they are gay and have no talent DEI hires They’re massively over represented on TV

Why has Joe Lycett been given a spot on Celebrity Traitors? He's not funny. He's the sort of person TV producers think the public finds hilarious ("oh that Joe Lycett!") but name me one person who thinks that. Somehow gets given travel shows too. The mind boggles.

@Emzyl_ Arsenal fans ladies and gentlemen

Teams like Middlesbrough are so annoying man, just let Wrexham score. You don't need the win, why were you doing too much??? Wrexham would've made the playoffs a lot more exciting, now you have dead sides like Hull in there.

@NigelJ216 That's commercialisation for you

Many moons ago you'd struggle to get a ticket for the Army v Navy game at Twickenham....now they're getting given away...shite compared to what it was like, time to try other grounds and towns that want the game there. #armynavyrugby

@RealAstridWett The cock scraping against the carpet

be honest.... what do you notice first?