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michael clayton kershaw

@uhave2callit

an insistence on dotted rhythms

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Tony Farmer
Tony Farmer@Tonysmarkettips·
Sorry but I think we as a fanbase have a misunderstanding of what/who is a fast Free Safety is in the NFL.
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vandul@_vandul·
People always kissed Anthony Bourdians ass bcs he would go to some remote shithole and narrate the beauty of eating dirt bugs meanwhile guy fieri was at local American businesses trying to teach you how to make the Grand Rapids garbage kitchen sink beef tallow baconator burger
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michael clayton kershaw
michael clayton kershaw@uhave2callit·
Again, people who just learned about the Jay Queue five minutes ago & have begun earnestly using "goyim" is really unseemly stuff
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M113enjoyer
M113enjoyer@m113enjoyer·
@GearShrex @skefhaus Depends whether it's a porn shoot or a monogamous relationship
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michael clayton kershaw@uhave2callit·
I don't care how rare it is now, it's still such a drag to see anyone in an N95 mask that's not azn
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michael clayton kershaw@uhave2callit·
One verbal tic from the 2010s I'm glad has died is "not a good look," Very effeminate & passive aggressive, smth I'm sure Buzzfeed came up with
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Shrimp Billionaire
Shrimp Billionaire@fentanylbrownie·
When a website you purchased something from one time 7 years ago doesn’t send you an automated Happy Birthday email it’s like alright, I see what this was to you.
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michael clayton kershaw@uhave2callit·
Just got raped over at Kohl's for these curtain rods I bought :/
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Rodger
Rodger@TheRodged·
This country isn't "full" until there are 4 foot tall mesoamericans selling warm cups of fruit in every public space
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michael clayton kershaw
michael clayton kershaw@uhave2callit·
@SnowMed34 You can't double down on the "aw shucks" persona after you just got your ass beat in the Super Bowl that many people said you didn't deserve to be at in the first place Have to dress with more swagger & remind the hoi polloi you're still an elite athlete & better than them
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michael clayton kershaw@uhave2callit·
@lonelyfag15 You're normally very perceptive, the issue is that she postured as prole trash and was discovered to be UMC. Had she not lied about being prole trash, people wouldn't be up in arms
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lonelyfag15
lonelyfag15@lonelyfag15·
I’m not going to interrupt anybody who’s giving Chappell whackings but at the same time it’s so funny how in this current social climate growing up slightly upper middle class is treated the same as if your family moved to Argentina from Germany in the late 40s
the goatknd 🍉@stargirlhoursx2

this aged so bad… this whole time she was cosplaying a poor person that was raised in a trailer park and couldn’t afford healthcare when her family and grandad are multi millionaires 😭

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ComfySipper
ComfySipper@ComfySipper·
Thinking about that guy that took his wife's last name in like 2015 Wonder what happened there
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Greg Kelly
Greg Kelly@gregkellyusa·
What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly
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English Department
English Department@EngDeptTV·
@CodifyBaseball Billy Beane: You're doing it again. Casey Beane: What? Billy Beane: You're worrying about me. Casey Beane: You're in last place, Dad. Billy Beane: Do I look worried? Casey Beane: Yeah. Billy Beane: 'Cause you're getting on an airplane. Those things crash all the time.
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Codify
Codify@CodifyBaseball·
Tell me your favorite line from a baseball movie.
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Andrew Hennessy
Andrew Hennessy@5thofhennessy·
@Dodgers Uniqlo field @ Dodger stadium presented by KKR underwritten by the tax payers. Why not make the bases each have a sponsor. First base presented by Mondelez International, Second base presented by Altria, third base sponsored by RTX and home base presented by Kalshi
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A new beginning. Welcome to UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium!
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michael clayton kershaw@uhave2callit·
@Tonysmarkettips If that were really the case they would bring in real OL and not the jags that they brought in Seattle being able to stop the run in nickel & dime WITH EASE is more disrespectful than what they did with the LOB... Shanahan has no answers, & his daddy's scheme don't either
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Tony Farmer
Tony Farmer@Tonysmarkettips·
Hate to admit it but the Seattle Seahawks will be on the 49ers mind throughout this entire draft process. They were slapped last year and it was a wake up call.
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