I have tried to stay out of the gangster life but it's hard when your wife is getting ready to load up her purse with oranges and yogurt cups at the Holiday Inn Express and she tells you to watch the door.
my dad used to get so mad every time my mom would come home w a new coffee mug (she likes to collect them) and her new bf literally built her a wall to display her collection. this is why we don’t settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!!