Uko Chukwu

@sauronthetalker @Dmerrycomedy @ThatSuccess_ 35k? That's even much!! I buy 3 yards 9k sewing 10k total..19k...!!

@Dmerrycomedy @ThatSuccess_ You know what, you look like an idiot so need to reply u

If you enter boutique now, male Jean na 40k and polo 35k. E be like Nigeria wan see my nakedness 😂

@Chude_ND1 From Soludo to Solu'agha!!! Lol 🤣😅🤣!!!

Native doctor, Ikechukwu Ezenagu, popularly known as Mmuo Mmiri Afuluanya, was brought before the court today, 24/04/2026, by the Anambra State Government directly from his hospital bed, where he was receiving treatment due to illness.

@jagabandehussla @Chude_ND1 You didnt understand my comment bro!! My comment is on general traditional institutions. Biko

@uko_chukwu @Chude_ND1 Is this king the rightful king of Awka kingdom abi you spit nonsense cus you get data

Awka ga-adi kwa egwu na nke ikpeazu a!

@IgboHistoFacts Atunja!!!

You speak Igbo? What do you call ‘lamp’?

@BaniBulletin @ireneNalumu1 Lol 😆🤣😂

@ireneNalumu1 Govt - 40% of the actual Tithe - 10% of the 60% remaining Home/Woman - 50% Next - Owner of the money - Qucik Loan/Mokash

The church asks for 10%, the government wants 40%, the woman needs 50%. Then what will a man eat?

@MI7_Spy @VillageGuluva Na wow!! Well done Sir.

@uko_chukwu @VillageGuluva You're all gays bro.. You just don't know it.. Once you find a hairy woman attractive then know something is wrong with you.

What did you hear about these ones? 🤔

@MI7_Spy @VillageGuluva Serious mumu lol 😂🤣😅!!!

@VillageGuluva All men who find hairy women are actually gay. They don't know it but their subconscious mind is quite aware & manifests when is proximity to such women. I know they will attack me but that's a biological fact, and fact are stubborn they simply remain the same. Low testosterone!

@thekanoblog @BashirAhmaad I feel very angry with the whole matter. They would have rejected that offer from the beginning to preserve the dignity of the Emirate!! Politics met a well structured traditional institution and bastardised it!!

Honestly, I see fault on all of them who bear the title of princes in Kano. In my understanding, as members of the royal lineage, we expect them to do everything that will preserve the dignity and honour of the traditional institution. I believe one of them should accept that he is not the king and pledge allegiance to their brother. It is not right for them to act in ways that damage the reputation and legacy they inherited from their forefathers and diminish the value of our culture in the eyes of the world.

So, the Supreme Court of Nigeria today held its first hearing in the long-running legal battle over the Kano Emirate and immediately adjourned proceedings to exactly one year, April 19, 2027. This is exactly what someone once told me, that without intervention, a case like this can drag on for sometimes more than 20 years.

@ShahiSwag @grok Grok is a Born again App!! Please it doesn't do bad bad things!!!

Hey @grok bring this Art into Real Life.

@OgbajiIfeanyi Billers Headquarters!! Lol 😂😂😂!!!

I have never seen a fat Ebonyi woman, they work so hard to keep the family running they hardly have time to add weight. Just because you asked an Anambra woman out, she don dey fat already. Marry her, she gradually turn to Oriaku, with aka Christian mother. Next na Imo, then Enugu before Abia. Look around you, where is the fattest woman in your hood from?

@NigeriaStories I am not really seeing this as a bad idea. It's more like getting a caregiver to them. The man of God needs to rest small by shifting the responsibility to a paid husband caregiver. Well done Man of God!!

OPM pastor has suspended marriage plans for autistic daughter after 1,000 suitors apply to marry her

@AhmedAworinde @akan_udia @SundayAkinjide Curing?? Ha 😂😂😂!! What sickness is the building suffering from??

@akan_udia @SundayAkinjide Lolzzzz the tweet is so funny. Even if the building is prefabricated steel work, the concrete foundation still need to set properly and cured.

lol can’t build a three level cantilever slab in a month, do you know the standard curing days for concrete?

@ruffydfire @HighChiefOkoro

If I take on ApC supporters now over fake news on my suspension They will start to beg I don leave them Anyway I visit DW TV studio in Germany today

@DonXiXii @Ifeanyichukvu Ha,!!! Biko gakwa chekie your brain 🧠

@Ifeanyichukvu Was that what he was elected for? What is the work of the School principals, and the Commisoner of Education? The Governors job is to secure the state, build quality and lasting critical infrastructures that will boost productivity + economic growth, and create jobs.

I schooled in Onitsha High School, Onitsha. One morning, the principal Mrs Julie Ofoefuna informed us that Mr Peter Obi was coming to our school because the Senior Prefect called him and reported that the school building was at the verge of collapse which was true. We thought it was a joke because my school was one of the local schools then, we said” the governor has not finished visiting CKC, DMGS, St Charles, QRC”etc these are best schools then. By 12:00pm that day, he landed with Dr Kay Onyechi the state commissioner of basic education, he inspected the school. He said he will return after two weeks. Two weeks passed we didn’t see him, we took his words as normal Nigeria politicians 😭😭😂.On the third week which was school closing period, he landed. He came like a thief, no motorcades or sirens blowing ” he apologized for coming after two weeks, he said when he learnt that the school was in exam period, he decided to wait but to come after exam. In the end, he gave more than enough for the school renovation. He asked us what we wanted for lunch, nobody could mention any reasonable food. He gave each student ₦100 for snacks.

@ChisomAgbafor Just be patient till it reaches your turn to jump lines!!!

You go to a government office. You follow the normal process. You sit there for hours. Someone comes in, greets one person, and finishes everything in 10 minutes. Then they will tell you “be patient.” Patient for what exactly?

@__o_r_a_c_l_e_ @_______Collins @Okiemen_1st Ndi Obi akpo!!! Sited with a telescope!!!

@_______Collins @Okiemen_1st This one too na content??? Absolute rubbish!

Nobody sabi treat their wife well pass Igbo men ❤️

@leodey4uu Lol 😂😅😂!! You are not wearing perfume... you are moving with perfume industry

“you smell so good what perfume do u use” Me:

@Vicofdefi24 @DurkioWiz Thanks a lot for this clarification... blogger bloggers bloggest!!

@DurkioWiz That’s Jessica Okolo, she works at Marvins Records.

See as Donjazzy snub this girl, Cold catch me 😭😭

@ilemidunf It may sound funny!! But computer deliberately makes this slowness, once it notices you are in a hurry!! It will just chill and refuse to boot on time. So frustrating and annoying!!!

BEFORE I DATE A GUY, I WILL FIRST MAKE HIM USE A COMPUTER WITH SLOW INTERNET TO SEE WHO HE REALLY IS.