sarahs onlyhaters

It used to be March 1st it really did

you be in australia and julia jacklin is at the karaoke bar

@ffdyke so is everyone just trapped there until someone kills them

"everyone will double it forever" i think we forget just how Stupid some people are

@vandon__ ur so close to where i work lmao

rode my bike to fitzroy and now i'm stranded in a cold wet millennial hell

@dylanjhb01 tell him i said hi

@ultracrap nothin like the twitter algorithm showing you someone reposting ur good buddy harrison’s story on your feed 😭

really happy for this australian guy i met on hinge who is really the making the most out of his move to america

@yolotruther this gives me the vibe that they’re trying to make it as cheap as possible and i have to respect it immensely

they’re just making up any price

i saw a clip of chappells lollapalooza performance so idgaf about her background or personal life

@ABRACADANlEL you can’t get that in australia

@ultracrap it was dollar hot dog night at this game too lmao

my ass is still waiting my god

saw a crazy line for some thai tea place and decided to hop in it bc what do these people know that i don’t

damn i just realized you spend the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again...

as someone who attends lots of gigs i still standby the fact support bands should play a cover in their set

@ztasre let’s take an avocado and make it worse

@ultracrap It SUCKS and I’ve dealt with it for 29 years #fuckshepard

no one told me that australia changes their avocado types seasonally.

@Glycoleysis they’re shepard avocados instead of hass and they’re worse

@ultracrap HUH?

trying to keep in touch after a connection was made

@burnerguy1212 thank you celticsnation1212

@ultracrap Going to dunks in your name

missing my community of boston massachusetts rn

@elliottsmjth hi

@ultracrap hi