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CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

You won't see this man post this again, now watch the other fella 🤣🤣

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: “I WILL NOT LEAVE REAL MADRID.”

WhatsApp forgot its biggest strength was being simple. Nobody asked for a social media multiverse inside a messaging app 😭

@bhshayau @Rahma_sadau wai ku idan bakuda abun cewa baku iya shiru ,kare kawai

@Rahma_sadau May Allah increase the weight of the soil

Alex, Baba, Chief Ikuku, to know you is to cherish you forever. You were truly full of life. A beautiful soul who carried light, love, and warmth everywhere you went. You had a rare way of making every moment memorable, every space brighter, and every person around you feel valued. 🕊️😩 I keep replaying the memories we shared, the laughter, the endless playful moments behind cameras, your advices, your incredible talent, and the energy you brought into every room. You were more than gifted, you were genuine, kind, and unforgettable.!!! 🕊️ Thank you for the memories, the smiles, and the impact you left on all of us. Your presence will forever be missed, but your spirit and legacy will continue to live on through the lives you touched. I will always celebrate you, your life, and every beautiful moment we shared together.💔🕊️ Good night Legend. 🕊️ You are deeply loved, and you will never be forgotten. 💔🕊️

@Kareem995_ malam go back to chelsea

BARCELONA LA LIGA CHAMPIONS!🔴🔵🏆 @umar_danbala Hwfa 😂😂

@BabaganaAshraf ub@nka ne dumb shege shashasha

Pantami is dumb. I know some people might take offense, but I have zero regrets saying it. His interview on TVC really exposed him. He rushed through almost every question without thinking about the implications, all in a desperate bid to sound smart and intellectual. Sigh.

The user of the below account is dead, please recite the following Dua so it may serve Sadaqatul Jariya for him. May Allah forgive his soul.

It was never just content bro, all he has been doing is painting our own corrupt realities for us. We have fallen off, we became insensitive to the issues instead, the billions now trillions stolen no longer shocks us, the 10-20 people kidnapped and or killed now 100s no longer surprises us, we don’t even think it could be us anymore. The dilapidated schools he shows us are no longer shocking and we are used to seeing them, like before, all na norms.

One truth that you don’t know about the person kïlled in Delta by the SARS officer yesterday is that if there was no video showing it, the Nigeria Police Force would have covered it up. The PRO would have been told to put up a statement about how “an armed robber who has been elusive” was caught and died in a battle with the brave police officers who are now looking for his accomplices.” We would all have ignored it and say the Nigeria police is working. This is how they have disappeared and kïlled many innocent people. #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSARS

I enter the VC's office with some student, the students greeted the PA with goodmorning and I said Assalamu'aleikum to the PA. Naso he call VC and tell am say there's a guy who greeted with Assalamu'aleikum here, the PA told us that the VC said we should wait a little. 5min later VC came out holding a letter. Guess what? He gave me First class Engineering certificate.

Where does Islam say that boyfriend-girlfriend relationships are forbidden?

To: The Headquarters, Nigerian Army @HQNigerianArmy To: The Honorable Minister of Defence Defence Headquarters Nigeria To: The National Security Adviser @NSAGov Nuhu Ribadu I am writing to formally draw your attention to the highly unprofessional and divisive conduct of Lt. E.S Bot, who is currently serving as a Chaplain with the 35 Artillery Brigade in Maiduguri. It has become evident that Lt. E.S Bot has crossed the redline and the bounds of professional military conduct by engaging in religious bigotry and blasphemy. Such behavior is not only a violation of military discipline but also a direct threat to the unity of the armed forces. The Nigerian Army is a symbol of national unity. Allowing religious bigots to remain within the ranks especially in influential positions like the Chaplaincy risks tarnishing the image of the military and sowing seeds of division among personnel. A professional military must remain strictly neutral and secular in its operations to maintain the trust of a diverse population. We call on the military high command, as a matter of urgency to: 1. Investigate the recent blasphemous statements made by Lt. E.S Bot. 2. Hold him accountable for his actions in accordance with the Armed Forces Act. 3. Reinforce the standard of neutrality expected of all officers to prevent future occurrences. Failure to address this immediately could undermine the morale and unity of our troops. A stitch in time saves nine.

5 surahs that work like medicine if you actually sit with them: • anxious about the future? → Surah Ad-Duha (He never abandoned you) • heartbroken? → Surah Yusuf (the most beautiful story ever told) • scared of what's coming? → Surah Mulk (protection even after death) • feeling spiritually empty? → Surah Ar-Rahman (which favors will you deny?) • stuck and can't move forward? → Surah Ash-Sharh (with hardship comes ease) every problem you have. Allah already wrote the prescription you just haven't opened the pharmacy

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@Kareem995_ @_Mustvpha hm

Bayern Munich save the world tonight @umar_danbala @_Mustvpha 🤐

@iamsardeeq @sadiqGsadiq malam chaji ne bawani abu ba

Arewa happened to him. And that's exactly what DJ Ab is fighting from always dropping singles after singles to braiding his hair. He knows conforming will end his career. Bin Laden conformed and that was it. Dude would have been dragging Stage with the likes of Buju and Rema by now.

Saw him performing in a wedding recently, he doesn’t even dress like how he used to Man had so much potential, I wonder what happened

At least, it’s very good to see @elrufai in the public again. I hope he takes this time to grief, reflect and amend many times to probably take his name off @icpcnigeria and @officialEFCC. I pray Allah forgive the heresies of Hajia Umma and admit her to jannatul-Firdauz. Some of us have been diehard fans of Mallam since 2013 (at least) and when we speak, we generally speak for him. In fact, I vehemently criticized President Tinubu @officialABAT when the senate failed to pass Mallam during his ministerial screening, believing that the president actually didn’t want him in his cabinet. However. Mallam made the greatest mistake of his life when he openly, in a live TV session claimed he tapped the NSA @NuhuRibadu’s phone. That’s the point of no return for him. While I cannot totally say that Mallam is innocent of the charges against him, I can say his continued detention is avoidable and should be avoided. I really wish Mallam the very best, and @B_ELRUFAI, kudos to you. You’ve been playing your politics very well so far. You remain in the APC even when you do not have to and you totally abstain from speaking against the party even in the face of the political fracas involving the party (indirectly) and your dad. I really wish you best, brother. You’re doing wonderful things. I hope either you @B_ELRUFAI or Mallam @elrufai will teach @BashirElRufai how to use the social media (or hire him someone as his media manager) or at best collect the phone from him. He’s doing more harm to the name than good. Allahu-ul musta’an!

Black cap, white jallabiya, blue trouser and a dusty loufu. Ai da sujjada kawai kayi make dem drag you well