Chichi✨️

“But we voted last time” okay so vote again…tf.

@eatpraystyle @ndorwaa Babe It's more how cheap it is I live in a hostel with 7 other people and I'm paying 650,00

@ndorwaa But is the property in Nigeria or?

Okay, they’ve moved out, I’ve repainted and paid back what was left over from the security deposit so here’s the flat. Please come and occupy it 🥹 It’s a pretty 1bedroom going for K6000 per month.

But when The weekend named his album star boy, all of you choked on his dick and nearby broke his preek from dick riding him. Umu ewu

a dreamgirl with a starrgirl 💜 @JHudShow

If I’m being honest with myself, I need a new almost everything, like from scratch: Clothes, gadgets, location, degree, spark, it’s endless.

Sorry bro😞. There is no Politics In Nigeria 🇳🇬 for the past 10yrs … there is no democracy… what we have is PARTY Grabs all …. Kleptocracy ran by kleptomaniacs… 🤓who are scared 😱 to be broke in a rich country… so they grab as much as they can , and work hard to prevent u from spilling their beans 🫘 … As long as we don’t return to proper FEDERAL CHARACTER…. Respect ✊🏾 Rule of Law … or return to Regional Autonomy or Decentralized Governance .. or even fight for ELECTORAL REFORM… am sorry 😞 even in 2031 , we will still be complaining 🤓 about Winners take all !! This is not a nation 😞 sorry 😞

Let’s talk politics.

@halenhargreevs Bunu

What is your new name without these letters?

@hiscoraline Babe meee

i just found a piracy site where you can read all the books you want on it without having to download them and it has all sorts of books in there

if i enjoy for 2 days, i go suffer for 2 weeks. i no understand the kin life i dey live

@olajiire101 Omo for the past 2 weeks na glo dey do me this thing. What is going on

Nobody’s really calling out how MTN might be ripping people off… I’ve noticed my data finishes way too fast even when I barely use it. So I bought 10GB, turned off my mobile data immediately, and switched to WiFi. Just 2 hours later, I checked my balance and somehow I was left with 6GB… how does that even make sense? Everyone don see Nigerians finish because we always take everything and adapt 🤦‍♂️

I don skip this class. The lecturer na APC supporter

@min_nimii @Lagosdsva Read the name as Kenny Olodo for a minute

he said he will recruit the youths into the army and feed them cassava and beans. he told you he will widen the tax net and reduce your purchasing power. this guy never promised you anything good in life but you keep supporting him because of tribe. ara ti san payin danu.

not doing gay things as a gay person for straight people’s validation doesn’t make u less gay😏😏

My favorite ponytail looks

Being broke and unemployed and your family talking about financial problem around u is another level of feeling useless💔

Please, we need help. I just lost my younger brother. I don't want to lose my sister again. It will kill our father. It will kill me. We lost our mother 21 years ago. I can't inform my dad of her predicaments. We are only 4. One is gone already. Please help us rescue my sister from kidnappers. She has been there for 4 days now. They are demanding N100 million naira. Who will take their number from me to talk to them? Please help us to rescue her alive. She is just a girl. I can't raise N100,000, let alone 100 million naira. @PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @BTOofficial @aleeygiwa @BBCWorld @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu @Brightgoldenboy @fisayosoyombo @PremiumTimesng @GazetteNGR @instablog9ja

If I had a million naira, my problems would be solved If I had 2, I'd use it to prevent those problems from ever occurring Imagine what I could do with 10

@BreadndTeaa @kawtharrrr_ I didn't even bother talking anymore

@kawtharrrr_ @uncersored You're naive

Was eating pizza outside one day when two girls asked me to buy them slices. I said sure. Then it turned into “we need eggs & bread for our siblings,” next thing I know I’m in Spar watching them rack up €100+ of groceries. Tried to push back, one got aggressive so I just paid 💀