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@StatmanDave @deshotcaller Thank you, Amorim

Bryan Mbeumo, Matheus Cunha and Benjamin Šeško have all scored 10+ in the Premier League this season. It’s the first time in the competition’s history that three forwards have reached double figures in their debut campaign for a new club. What a window. 🔝

The battle of the Omo Ales. Seyi Makinde, dog will not eat your children. You don’t know what you have done 😂😂

Therefore, today, I, Oluseyi Abiodun Makinde, announce my candidacy for the position of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria under the PDP/APM Alliance.

@YesItsBash Tottenham should be on this list as well 😂

Good morning friends and foes 🙂

@Adikastakes Liverpool open your yansh for me joor 😂😂😂 The knacking na home and away 😂😂

Man United ke? Na my wife na😂😂😂

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According to the principles actually found in the Bible - Christians don’t test sexual compatibility physically before marriage. They discern it through character, communication, self-control, and shared values. The focus is: are we loving, respectful, and adaptable enough to grow into a satisfying intimate relationship together within marriage?

Relationships like this >>>>>> 😂😭😂❤️ Women will do shakara Ontop what they also craving for…. Climb Bed 🛏️ joor 😂 sorry if you don’t understand Yoruba oo

Peugeot in Kaduna and Volkswagen in Lagos were operational, assembling cars, buses, and trucks what happened? Dunlop and Michelin in Lagos and Port Harcourt were producing tyres from local rubber plantations what happened? Thriving textile mills in the North (Kano, Kaduna, Zaria) supplied local fabrics. Bata and Lennards produced shoes from locally tanned leather, while companies like Thermocool and Debo produced refrigerators and air conditioners What happened to Nigeria?

THE RECEIPT HE CAN’T DELETE. Nigeria purchased it with state funds as a national asset, but Tinubu made it a family affair. It is meant to be a Nigerian vessel, but he flagged it in the Marshall Islands to avoid Nigerian oversight. The money is supposed to come to the Nigerian treasury, but it goes to his personal accounts through Mauritius. Every single day, an estimated $16 million (₦25 billion) in national wealth is siphoned through this parallel economy by Bola Tinubu. Small Problem: He forgot about the paper trail. From the Bight of Benin to the Maltese mixer to the Mauritius laundry, after a painstaking investigation, we have the full map of the biggest oil heist in Nigeria's history, all being run from Aso Villa by Bola Tinubu. Watch this space. The full forensic exposé drops Monday morning. The ghost is about to speak.

"I don't understand what's happening on the timeline again o. Are you now bullying people who don't support your candidate?" Their candidate & party: GOD WILL PUNISH ALL OF YOU. DEMON-ENABLING BELLYFACING NUISANCES.

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career. The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams. My "bad days" are his wildest dreams. My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive. It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

In the last 4 years, filling my car tank has gone from N13,000 to N39,000 to N68,000 … and now over N85,000. God abeg. What is this country???

@Adikastakes As a United fan, if Liverpool went this long without playing, I wouldn't notice.

Is Man United still a football club or did FIFA extend their own international break? I can’t remember the last time Man United actually played a football match.

It’s 2026 and an Astronaut is posting on X from a spacecraft that is over halfway to the moon. Yet the Nigerian government and INEC wants you to Believe the “BVAS won’t work due to network failure that is beyond their control and unsolvable”.

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election. 1000-reasons.vercel.app Good morning Nigerians.

There’s a man on the wing! 🦅