carmela soprano

To my grandchildren discovering my Twitter in the future: I recycle because I love you! Please call me, I miss you.

Starting a 20-page paper three hours before it's due

Is my liking Katy Perry’s met gala look a recession indicator?

I’m the sharepoint SME at my job 😭😭😭

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

I’m exactly where I’m meant to be (on a work trip at Buffalo Wild Wings by myself)

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

When a man is making you uncomfortable but you can't say anything cause what if he kills you for hurting his feelings

Don’t text me unless he’s actually dead

(flirting) what's your confirmation name

crazy how far you can walk when you’re going insane

keep that earth day post in the drafts if you use ai/vote republican bruh

My five year plan is to see how it goes

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

@SecWar Ugh god you suck

The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

If you press the right buttons on your phone the Hairspray soundtrack comes on

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than: Walt Disney Citigroup CVS Kohl's Ticketmaster Tesla United Airlines GoDaddy Paypal Palantir Roku HP 3M PG&E Halliburton That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

Airport crowds suck but they’ve got nothing on baseball stadium crowds

People are criticizing this but have you considered he’s a fat, disabled neurodivergent pedophile that isn’t privileged enough to live in a walkable city?

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

Guess what, I love Lena Dunham. Always have!