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me: you eat mayonnaise dave:

@SimpleMan2007 @DaveSomething4 @yeahyeahokthen for saying the hews

@unicromphlem @DaveSomething4 @yeahyeahokthen Oh. What did they put you in jail on your other account for?

hey nerds there's a new unicrom in town @unicromphlem

@SimpleMan2007 @DaveSomething4 @yeahyeahokthen no, there’s only one

@DaveSomething4 @yeahyeahokthen @unicromphlem There’s two now?

we’re putting phteven in the man-purse contraption tomorrow

Guess I've been burning mine all along 😬

i’d love to do this w YouTube too. just start all the way over

@OVTweetmarck consider this! @DaveSomething4 @cdogmaticspress

@OVTweetmarck yeah, ok & *not* some clive barker bullcrap … bc it feels like a door to some clive barker bullcrap where you end up tossing cards in a hat w a demon in fetish leather or some guy from ww2 in a time loop

The ending to "The Fugitive 2":

no he doesn’t

@CDogmatics just killed my blue x sub

@CDogmatics i don’t care abt reach, really. i only had the blue check bc i wanted to play d&d w grok

i should stay unicrom & not go back to unicornfren

@CDogmatics see? this is why i think i should just cut unicornfren loose. keep it as an alt

@unicromphlem I thought it was a nerf doing one of the doppelgänger gags, then, when I saw the cooking vid I realized none of the nerfs are that clever & it must be Uni.

@CDogmatics look at the pinned tweet 😂

@CDogmatics who else could it have been?

what if *i*win rather than their bullshytte algorithm?

what if i just stay cooking & talking about dune & giants rather than politics

@AssBlaster180 @cosyposter

@cosyposter Gulf of Mexico

@yeahyeahokthen @UnicornFren he’s a fantastic cook, & i have nothing but praise for his research, but his accent is soooo twee & perfect youtu.be/cyszVKBaKaI?si…

@yeahyeahokthen @UnicornFren you wanna hear the weirdest accent ever?

I don’t know what to do with corned beef brisket. @UnicornFren? I’ve only ever worked with… normal brisket.