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The exact day you say ‘let me just sleep, & rest small today’, that’s when everything will need your attention😩. But the day you don’t plan to sleep? Omo, sleep will so drag you.

@OTAyesa Right!

@uniqueeta You learn bad behavior easily

I am curious; If practice makes perfect, why do bad habits become perfect, faster than good habits? 🤔

@Keneschart See you😂😂

@uniqueeta Ohhh 😂😂

Why is your pics not on Twitter? Don't you know it is limiting your account growth? Come out of anon, post your pics.

Eating 3 times everyday is not healthy. Who is with me?

It’s very easy to know when Secretaries are sleeping with one of the bosses in an organization. Her behavior to both senior staff & even oga himself, doesn’t need to be explained. Some are territorial that even when his wife comes,they’ll be rude to her .

“Cartoon no dey age 😌📺” Be honest, which cartoon still dey your rotation? 👀👇

The first things I look out for in a guy are his teeth ( must be plaque-less), his nails ( must be clean) & his waistline. What about you?

They gave us public holiday but took our electricity. They don’t think we deserves the 2.

Why do kids always cry when it’s time to brush their teeth in the morning? My neighbor has three kids: one around age 5, the second around age 3, and an infant. Every time the mother wants to brush their teeth around 5:30am to 6am, the 5-year-old boy starts crying. His cries fill the entire compound. Meanwhile, his little sister doesn’t cry when brushing her teeth. I keep wondering why he always cries, especially since the toothpaste is sweet and not bitter.

Lol 😆 🤣 😂 Una no tell me say we don get Ebawarma ??? 😒

June 2024 was my very first time boarding an airplane and my first time being to airport. I was invited for an event in Abuja, the organizers booked my flight ticket for me. So, I arrived at Ibadan airport early in the morning, without any clue about the boarding process and what to do next. I felt like everyone was looking at me as I stood there confused, so a security officer noticed me and guided me through the checks and procedures. When I finally got into the plane and took my seat, my heart was beating fast. I was sweating serously and very nervous. When the plane started speeding on runway for takeoff, that was when panic really hit. I squeezed my eyes shut and I just grabbed the hand of the person sitting next to me. The moment the plane lifted off the ground, I couldn’t hold it, I just screamed “MO KÚ OOO!!” 😭 (I'm dead) Everybody in the plane just burst into laughter, including the children and the flight attendants that were straight face. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me. When we finally landed in Abuja and were disembarking, People were looking at me and they were laughing as we walked through the airport. I was so embarrassed, I almost enter ground.🤣😂😂

Were you there? Good old days Some genz no fit relate laye Only legends will know what's inside this😂

They don't make powders like this no more

The way my toddler calls “Mummy” every few seconds honestly baffles me 😭 At this point, I think it’s not even calling me again… it’s just background music 😂😂

Sha no mock anybody Life fit surprise you.

Me and my mum prayed this morning… but na tears end the prayer. 😭 Her heart is so heavy, e no even get words again. God abeg, send help to us. 🥹 There are no sales in her shop at all, everything just dry. My younger sister dey her final year for school, bills full everywhere. Debt plenty… my mum no even dey sleep well again, sometimes she just dey awake dey think. 💔 Omo, life don really tire me. 🥹 I just dey try stay strong, dey rugged as a man, but deep down, e no easy at all. 😖 God, please… send a helper come our way. My mum don suffer too much, she deserve better. 😢

@degogetteer Life is so fragile! ❤️

Caring for the elderly as a nurse changes you. You see life in small moments, feel the weight of every smile, every story, every hand held. Life is fragile, fleeting, and beautiful...and kindness costs nothing, but it means everything.

I'm sure your cheating ex is spinning stories to their new partner to make it seem like you were the problem 😂😂😂

@paulinus14218 @YUNGJIZZY19 Hmmm, okay

@uniqueeta @YUNGJIZZY19 Let's F for F

I don't get how as a married woman, you didn't go anywhere all through the day, & also, there's food at home. Yet, you always like preparing dinner so late at night. Such is so wrong!

@greatDrelentles Hmmm

@uniqueeta sitting and scrolling could be exhausting