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@kiwi_tapes Ribs and kidney beans

New video on the tube

@milkychaai WHAT EW

Foodie admits she used to bite off Naders hang nails. Im logging off.

@DiscussingFilm That plot is lame as fuck

Lin-Manuel Miranda has revealed the cast for his new film ‘OCTET’: • Amanda Seyfried • Rachel Zegler • Sheryl Lee Ralph • Phillipa Soo • Gaten Matarazzo • Jonathan Groff • Trammel Tillman • Paul-Jordan Jansen The film follows 8 internet-obsessed people who meet in a church basement, lock their phones in a box, and struggle with digital dependency.

@anita_velveeta Puppy play is stupid regardless of who does it

Straight people doing puppyplay kinda making me realize this shit is goofy as hell.

@sharoninwv @JulieLovesFluff They ask if your parents are abusing you. Sorry you don't want kids to have a safe space to get help.

I took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, no idea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave.

@JulieLovesFluff ...this is how they ask if the child is safe at home.

@cosmicjester That's not the movie theaters fault lol

I wonder why cinemas are dying then I see another preview for ‘brands: the movie’ and maybe they deserve to die

@BrendanKeefe A real one may be a minority or a poor

They flew her in from Arkansas. By her own account, it was her first time in DC. Put her in a marked DoorDash car with no license plate. It was clearly a staged photo op — and an ad for a business — but why not use a real door-dasher from the area?

@themaxburns We all know that's gold painted plastic

A perfect image of the Trump era: A grandmother has to work at DoorDash in order to get by, while the president decorates his office in gold accent pieces.

@Fat_Electrician I don't think the average person collects funkos hoping to pass them down to their kids honestly , we all know it's mass produced crap it's just for fun. Like beanie babies were.

I hate to break it to people my age, but in 30 years your adult kids are going to look at your Funko Pops, Labubus, action figures, and Warhammer 40K collections the same way we look at boomer ceramic angel collections. That shit is going straight to the thrift store when you die.

@DisneyDLV We really don't need Star wars or marvel in our cutesy farming game.

A round, beeping friend is headed to your Valley…Turn on sound and take a guess!

diva cup users be like yea no its great i just have to put my entire hand up my pussy twice a day

@blondemedSJW When you were young no one wanted to be a singer or rock star or actor I guess

Maybe this is just me being an out of touch boomer. Maybe I’m being overly judgmental. Idk. But I talk to kids a lot during my job. I feel like kids used to want to do something, you know? Wanna be a doctor, lawyer, heck even astronaut.

@soniferodalana It's not. This was based on the Rogers and Hammerstein Cinderella Broadway musical. Disney just did their musical.

será que o pessoal que surtou com a Ariel da Halle Bailey sabe que o primeiro live action de uma princesa da disney foi essa maravilha aqui

@strovillier No one who has ever lived on the east coast as a whole will say this shit

not a single person who has lived in both the actual south and dc will ever say this

@LostInVisionss There's a whole song about wanting to be human before she even meets Eric. Please pay attention.

ariel is for those who give up who they are for a man. but it’s definitely a big mistake

@sweetsecretuser @LostInVisionss Good thing she didn't

@LostInVisionss i hate that she gave up who she is for a man 😖

@ouranometrian2 You have a demon

Only cried once today because every fucking vegetable we bought from Kroger on Sunday is rotten, like breaking down in juice rotten, and half of the eggs I cracked have blood in them. What the hell?

@symassi She was always interested in the human world and her father treated her like a freak for it and destroyed her hide out and drove her to land. Did you see the movie?

WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BECOME HUMAN AND NOT HIM BECOME A MERMAN???

@TheBuzinFaker @SmokeyMcC @kiwi_tapes Good I hope he does

The Faker is apparently back home for a few days, and has gone 0 to 100 batshit insane from one day to the other. He's saying he'll perform self-surgery and remove his dick because he is "tired of being incontinent" and doctors won't "give him a bag". @kiwi_tapes @SmokeyMcC