Jammy Dodger

@Stephen72386659 @AndyBurnhamGM Steve the great big blue tick wanker ✅

@AndyBurnhamGM Who the fuck are you? I keep hearing your name like you are second coming or something. You would swear you have some amazing track history but id never heard of you before gorton and denton.

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

Video footage: The cause of the chaos on the WCML yesterday. 1Y43 LNWR 14:23 EUS to BHM got a bit tangled in the wires at Bourne End Jnc (Hemel Hempstead).

@P88044770 @DoreenAnneGreg1 @Nigel_Farage Just for a second, take out the fact it’s about detention centres. Imagine being blackmailed about anything because you don’t vote for a particular party. That’s nowhere near democracy.

@DoreenAnneGreg1 @Nigel_Farage What's threatening about a detention centre? Nearly every large city has a big prison in it, is that threatening to the locals?

If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area. We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead. You get what you vote for.

@NWAirAmbulance James did a great job this morning engaging with the inquisitive footballers when they landed on a shout at Arrowe Park. Hope the patient has a speedy recovery 🤞

This International Pilots Day, we recognise and thank all our dedicated pilots for the essential role they play in delivering critical care across the North West 🚁 Hear from Pilot James as he shares insight into a day in the life of an NWAA pilot.

@HPoolMail @JonathanBrash Many people agree. Where exactly in reality are we going to get with the government & @bphillipsonMP that these rules are rediculous and a serious vote losing tactic.

Why Hartlepool MP Jonathan Brash believes term-time holiday fines should be banned trib.al/VhYmC9t

@lukejcr If I was spotted in a pub on my lunch or even after work, in uniform, having a 0% drink, I’d be sacked by association. Thankfully, I take my job seriously and wouldn’t bother going near. Fucking cry baby.

🚨Breaking news: MPs are human and sometimes have a drink. Classic clickbait farming 👎 MPs work long days for constituents, and yes, sometimes share a drink in the evening with colleagues. Last week I was scandalously spotted with… an alcohol-free pint or two between votes 😱 But sure, let’s talk about that instead of the Greens’ wacky policies. Trying to distract us, maybe? 🙄

@ArchieforReform @Nigel_Farage That apply for the surgeons, tanker drivers, pilots Etc does it pal?

@Nigel_Farage It is madness!. You can be sat for hours on end and can't get a simple pint? Ridiculous

The Greens are happy to legalise heroin and crack, but now we learn they think an afternoon pint is a step too far. Make it make sense.

@SJP74 @Nigel_Farage Throwing stones in a glass house with those statements.

@Nigel_Farage Farage you're fucking delusional So are the fucking greens All normal people vote Labour

@Nigel_Farage A pint at work, on the job, you fucking toad.

@JuliaHB1 You're such a pathetic cunt.

@lukerobertblack Taken from the playbook of the one and only Lee Anderson 🙈😂😂

It must have been so weird to pretend they’ve never met

@ZackPolanski @TheGreenParty In any case, justification for a ban anyway after the state of that poor horse today. Fucking barbaric at times.

Every day I'm setting out my plan to end rip-off Britain and take back our power and wealth from those who have stolen it. Here's today's Sun front page. The Murdoch empire is terrified.

@FabrizioRomano That’s 7 fam. #smart

🚨 Atlético president Cerezo: “I’m going to explain it to you very clearly, and you’re smart and you’re going to understand it”. “I’m going to explain it to you in three words: Alvarez has a contract with Atlético Madrid”.

@ZackPolanski Can you explain the latest to come out about greens plans for a 55mph speed limit? Clarity required.

Remarkable poll this evening from Lord Ashcroft. The Greens in joint 1st place. We are replacing Labour and ready to take on Reform in the local elections on 7th May. Join.greenparty.org.uk

@thenewarea51 youtu.be/onNTCNHHfuI

@jammierooroo Capitalism then? Bad when brown people do it. I see.

Currently sitting in Tesco car park watching multiple Asian couples stuff trolleys full of potatoes into the boots of their cars, where they will be transported to their local shops, unpackaged and sold for 5 times the price. All while hard up families miss out on these offers due to Tesco not limiting the number of items per customer. Absolute greed.

@thenewarea51 @RAF_Luton 😂

N926NA (Martin WB-57 Canberra) taking some awesome shots of the Artemis II launch. 🚀😎

We do not know where Mohamed will play next season. This also means that no one else knows. Beware of the click-whoring attention seekers.