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@realAeonFrodo @ghoul02 Congratulations!

So I never imagined a baseball game and a Twitter post could led me to getting married 6 years later to @ghoul02. It's been such a wild journey to get here since we started dating 4 years ago, and it's only just beginning. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him <3

@cameronvengenz me

who be asking for this

IMDB Top 250 tiered based on protagonist chances of forklift licensing.

@RaikouRTA Ratio

@NigelVictus I have a few and they are all yours buddy

I now regret selling most of my werewolf cards ever since this bad beasty came out, anyone got some old Innistrad doggos lying around? Will pay dollhars <3

@hsblueAU You didn't fail anyone, you were amazing!

Im such a huge disappointment i practice so much and i failed everyone. The nerves hit too hard. Im sorry

@CasualsMonash @NTEUVictoria It more feels like the NTEU have sat casuals on the kiddy table because they believe they know best. Meanwhile they have forgotten to feed the "children" while trying to impress at their dinner party.

Just heard from the @NTEUVictoria division secretary that “if you don’t have a seat at the table, you’re on the menu” - needless to say none of us feel like we’re at the table. Still, we can throw some bricks from outside ;)

@LiquidWIFI Alright now, form an orderly line to fuck me boys

Upjohn not making to the bar fuck upjohn actual life having fuck

Uber driver dropped me off like 100 metres from the station and refused to take me to the entrance so I had to walk in the rain to get there fuck you 1 star getting fuck

they are really fuckin these snails up

@NoFunBrown The joys of camping!

Holy fucking shit we nearly got washed away at our campsite.

@NigelVictus Ummmm ok... just one thing... this is Twitter... so you won't be reaching the animals..... ahhhhhh that is all

Just in case you animals don't follow me on Twitter, I took mum around Melbourne and we had dim sum (or yum cha, as it's called in Australia for some reason). @ Wonton House: Secret Kitchen instagram.com/p/CJK6xpgpXT4/…

It's 1st of December, which means it's that time of the year when we all gather together to remember that time Scott Morrison fucked off to Hawaii while the country was on fire

Nothing to See Here Says University: bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/7031083/…

@MichaelTD_ Best of luck! You got this

A Senate inquiry will soon focus on wage theft in unis. I look forward to working on this with uni staff and supporting them to get a better deal. Ultimately, we should be reimagining our universities as model places of employment with fair pay and excellent conditions.

Senile old man with a decades long history of sexual abuse allegations, corruption, creation of racist legislation and support for imperialist wars may narrowly scrape a win to become new head of a genocidal empire intent on destroying the planet. Liberals:

@Atalantan23 @ShieldKaiden @James_LRR Well you will just have to come back to Australia to get one!

If you havn't done so already give this a listen. A real simple message! youtu.be/0aZPJBjutY0