Graeme

@LewisBower2021 What a plonker of a performance

Goal. 4-1 Palace. From the spot. Rodney.

@fesshole "Did you go for a poo?" No, I went for a oui

On a night out with a girl I excused myself to go to the loo. I was gone for a few minutes and pretended it was do a big ol' shit. Really it was because my Duolingo streak was about to expire.

@MarkJudge01 @fesshole Life is for living. If he's in his 50s he's earned this.

@fesshole If you can go to the gym and out for coffee daily probably think you can go to work

I'm currently on long term sick leave. My day is now based around my gym classes and coffee with my middle-aged female friends. I'm one of the girls and living my absolute best life. I'm a man in my fifties

@2SortsNorfolk @fesshole This type of Reform-by-numbers tweet makes me cringe. Grow a brain, Darren.

@fesshole Milk it for as long as you can chap. The government are doing free handouts for random people turning up in boats, so they can hardly deny you.

Would be nice if @Morrisons renamed their 'Morrisons Now' service to something a bit more realistic - 'Morrisons No' would do. Order's already 2 hours late. Real top quality service.

Slot needs sacking this afternoon. If Hughes doesn't do it he needs sacking immediately too. Clear the decks, we need a clean slate.

@fesshole Are you a family of snobby film critics or something?

My brother-in-law said he gave a negative review for the film RRR because it was not in English. We haven't invited him to family events since.

@DirtyFootbaIIer Tim Flowers will be getting Stan Collymore flashbacks if he sees this

Meanwhile, in the Croatian League.. 😂

Sky have really outdone themselves tonight - Preston v Stoke has to be the most unappealing live game of the season

@thedailymemes_ Gravy.

What do you add first, ketchup or mayo?

@thedailymemes_ It's a cool game

@Marc_YNWA @LewisBower2021 Maybe they're offering him more money. He's a kid, money turns heads at that age, and their academy appears to be lightyears ahead of ours at the moment too.

@LewisBower2021 Yes sorry, wasn't questioning you, rather the player if he chooses United over his boyhood club who have arguably been in a much better place for a decade now. That last sentence comes across like you know something is going on behind the scenes... 🤔 His pathway isn't blocked

This is true: Joseph was at a Manchester United FA Youth Cup game and I am told with Manchester United ‘figures’. Let’s remember these players are looking for the best career move. Liverpool may not be the best for Joseph. A lot can change. Joseph has option of going abroad.

@Liverpool_zy You don't understand the sport. 'Biggest summer' so that's all that matters? Big names and big money don't equal success. The squad isn't balanced at all. He failed, the manager failed, both need replacing.

I don't understand where this narrative of Richard Hughes doing a bad job is coming from. He oversaw the biggest summer we ever had. Beat big rivals to Wirtz/Ekitike. Signed Isak, Kerkez & Frimpong. Re-signed VVD & Salah who we all wanted. Sold Diaz for big money

@Liverpool_zy @WMarashlian @WilsonCoxLFC Were you born yesterday? The quality doesn't matter, the Saudis just buy names or FROM names - in this case a relative nobody but from Liverpool, a name that means something. Standard sportswashing practice.

@WMarashlian @WilsonCoxLFC Someone please explain to me how Richard Hughes has failed? Saudi wouldn't pay big money for dross btw

@khogenda @JamesPearceLFC 'Scouser'? From your tweets it's clear you're not even from the UK.

@JamesPearceLFC does not change the fact that you are a bootlicking spineless chicken

Dominik Szoboszlai: "I don’t think it helps us that after 80mins people start to go home. Everyone is noticing that and when we concede a goal still people are leaving the stadium. I understand the frustration but we need them. I think it should be normal that in hard times we stick together even more. "We want to make them happy, it’s not that we do it on purpose. They can be angry but stick with us because we are a family, we need you guys." nytimes.com/athletic/71203…

@JamesPearceLFC People are going home because they've seen this movie before and they don't like the ending. The players are unfit and on their last legs from 70 mins onwards, nothing good is going to happen from that point. I don't blame the players, this is 100% on the manager and his staff.

When you even lose James Pearce you know your time's up

@TransferChecker I'm stunned, this goes against Chelsea's traditions of long-term planning and loyalty towards managers and players

According to several sources close at Chelsea, serious concerns are emerging internally about the ability of Liam Rosenior to lead the sports project in the long term. Some influential figures in the Blues' hierarchy would even believe that Liam Rosenior may no longer be in office next season.

@Kaytea21 Is that the show's full title?

Anyhow I've tried to cheer myself up tonight so.... I'm now watching Louis Theroux: Inside The Manosphere with a salad. As you do.

@LiamBehan180443 No he wasn't

Former grange hill star john Alford has been found dead in prison, he was sentenced for child porn