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I love millenial moms because wdym that you don't let your child watch paw patrol because it's "copaganda."

Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.

Back to the Stone Age.

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

Twitter’s mascot ‘Larry the Bird’ was blown up in a desert This sign was purchased in 2025 for $34,000

❗During Super Mario Galaxy movie cast interview, actor Charlie Day (who plays Luigi) said that Luigi Mangione is one of his favorite Luigis in the recent American history.