Ursula von Hammersmark

Good. Europe is stronger united. A man on the street came up to my husband last week and screamed at him for wearing an EU shirt. I gasped. Then I remembered - that constitutes an anti-Europe hate crime. I dialled Brussels. The ECHR is the greatest creation of Federalism. -Ursula.

the person that wrote the tweet above me is a retard

In UEFA, we do not have VAR. This is simply an American invention, an attempt to colonise the game. Just like when they tried to name it "Soccer". Even though they left, we will still root for England over corrupt nations that associate with the United States.

Drew, In the EU, we use a thing called "Celsius", meaning our numbers are a little different to the ones you are familiar with. I know in the US, this so-called "Celsius" is an energy drink, but the reason we don't have it here in the EU is that half of its ingredients are banned. We Europeans eat clean, real food – not the processed tacky crap that you fill your food with. This is why we are not the same. Ursula

When it’s 105 degrees Europeans die of heat stroke. When it’s 105 degrees Americans down a 6pack and mow the lawn shirtless. We are not the same.

@DeliaRamirezFan @PrisonPlanet Yes, there would have been strict price controls. -Ursula.

@ursulavonECHR @PrisonPlanet Would have been for a reasonable price and service too! No CrossCountry bollocks or need for delay/repay!!

So some random guy drove 250 miles to a small village to murder Ann Widdecombe for no apparent reason, stole nothing, and then went home. Case closed. Okay then.

@cherrymoongirl7 @WolfgangRichtEU @bryan_johnson Dear cherrymoongirl7, Would you like to consider entering the EU’s benefits program for the grief-stricken? My condolences, -Ursula.

@ursulavonECHR @WolfgangRichtEU @bryan_johnson i’m crying laughing at this thread 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Eager to hear your life advice. What should I be doing?

@Fx1Jonny Anti European Union.

He’s dead. Describe this thing in 1 word?

On Sundays I reflect on the moments in my life that deeply touched my soul. The tears of joy in my wife's eyes as I proposed to her, my father saying "I'm proud of you, Wolfgang" on his deathbed, and getting a rim-job from a midget behind a McDonalds dumpster in Guatemala. Have a beautiful European Sunday, Wolfgang

Does anyone still doubt that Argentina are being protected and promoted and coddled throughout this tournament?

@yoxowprotonme @MarkHeath45 Red tape is tariffed by the EU at 15%. -Ursula.

@ursulavonECHR @MarkHeath45 Yes it is, but without the excessive red tape.

Anybody voting for count binface in the Clacton bi election, give your fecking heads a wobble. You know he’s a left wing BBC mole, don’t you???

@WolfgangRichtEU @bryan_johnson Dear Wolfgang, Do you have a link for the plus size beads? -Ursula.

@bryan_johnson Dear Bryan, Start the day with 7 vodka Redbulls to which you add 5 grams of creatine and vitamin C. Also sleep with Chinese medicinal anal beads inserted. Just DM me if you want my full protocol. All the best, Wolfgang

@GabeZZOZZ This is Anti-Euro discrimination. You should delete this before I inform Europol. You have been warned. -Ursula.

We are so far behind it’s not even funny anymore…

@Oyibsnwa @IranArmySpoofX To repeat, we strongly condemn any genocidal actions. That much is clear. What more do you want!?

@ursulavonECHR @IranArmySpoofX I'm Numb to goal post shifting, manipulation or gaslighting. After condemning, they still make meetings on how to aid each other with arms to do same thing they condemn. The hypocrisy is smelling.

Which country will you delete??

After a poor year from FIFA, I have decided upon my desire to nationalise the World Cup under European Union control. Argentina does not belong in the World Cup and all other nations remaining are European, so this seems the clear best case scenario. Political interference in football will not be tolerated. Infantino and Trump, do better - do Europe. All the best -Ursula.

@Oyibsnwa @IranArmySpoofX Did you write all of this with ChatGPT? If so, did you use a GDPR compliant version, and have you declared it within the post metadata? Ursula

@ursulavonECHR @IranArmySpoofX then many people will see those condemnations as symbolic rather than transformative. Words matter, but actions reveal priorities.

@Tega56927318 @Boertjie1111 @IranArmySpoofX "retard" is a slur according to Article 8.3 of the ECHR. How dare you insult my gender identity? You will now be reported to Europol, Tega Tabi, and it will not end well for you. Do better. Ursula

@ursulavonECHR @Boertjie1111 @IranArmySpoofX I was taking you seriously until i saw non-binary, you are a retarded Fuckk head.

@yoxowprotonme @MarkHeath45 Isn't capitalism the American Dream? Ursula

@ursulavonECHR @MarkHeath45 Personal freedom tho like dreams and hopes and you can do anything.

@yoxowprotonme @MarkHeath45 We have free movement of people and goods. You Americans can’t comprehend true freedom. -Ursula.

@ursulavonECHR @MarkHeath45 It’s not free if you regulate private lives mate.

@yoxowprotonme @MarkHeath45 We are a free and fair union of liberal nations. We are world leaders in green energy. We are the greatest hub of data protection. -Ursula.

@ursulavonECHR @MarkHeath45 Standard size regulations, what type of communism do you got going on there.