Ted Cohen

@_nativeamerica I want one!

Anyone need this T-shirt,Hoodie,Sweatshirt ? Just write "I want One"

@LeadingReport Mel Gibson is a piece of......

BREAKING: Mel Gibson confirms to a TMZ reporter that he is officially voting for Trump. “She [Kamala Harris] has the IQ of a fence post.”

Thanks to @Cosmopolitan_LV for making me feel so special. Today's 'Friends With Benefits' marketing campaign is the biggest miss in recent memory. I'm really not sure what the goal was.

I'm beginning to think that @ApricoatHq is going under. I've been trying to reach ANYONE there for over a month with no success.

@Uber support is virtually non-existent, while their quality of service continues to decrease. After 12 years, I think I really need a @Lyft! #Services #failure

Yet another @Uber scam, received an invite at 3:25pm to am exclusive UberOne Superbowl party in Phoenix, I replied at 3:27pm & was asked by EventBrite if I wanted to join the Waitlist. NO THANKS!

@dens I favor United, then American, lastly Delta. Over the years, I have foundDelta to be the least compassionate or flexible of the three.

Any opinions on trying to get status on American vs. Delta vs. United? Or do they all just suck these days? (booking flights w/ kids ... miles add up quick!)

Is Zoom offline?

As I open up and activate my Galaxy Z Fold 4, I recall the good old days of @SamsungMobile , when their $1k+ phones came with an AC high-speed charger & earbuds. And then there was the White Glove program. PROGRESS!

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Happy #DoleWhipDay to everyone! Can't wait to enjoy this treat!

@aderra @johnpstrohm @hulu I am not sure, that might have happened when they drove to Tulsa, I will check!

I watched Pistol on @hulu, and all I want to know is did they really drive the Sex Pistols’ tour bus into a drive-in theater to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

@yogmoney How am I going to stalk you now?

I just deleted my Facebook account. And man, does it ever feel great!

More and more often, the #alexa ecosystem seems to be failing. Devices aren't functioning properly, skills are erratic, has it reached a scalability limit?

@googlehome continues to disappoint, I'm forced to rely on Alexa. I won't debate reality with an AI.

@dominos #EpicFail this evening, extremely disappointed, expected much better!

@WootyBot roll

@TheTileApp has been around long enough that it should be stable & consistently work. It doesn’t, it never has. #fail

Gas prices? What gas prices? You could win a @Tesla Model Y and green up your ride by replying with #TMobileTeslaTuesdays + #contest. Rules: t-mo.co/TMTrules 📲 t-mo.co/TMoTues

@TMobile @Tesla Enter now!