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“im retarded and so are you” should be a respectable life philosophy

@apugeneral @0xamon9 @davidgokhshtein we are coming for youuuu

@davidgokhshtein Apu. $APU

What’s your favorite meme of all time?

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@i_am_jackis harrypotterobamasonic10inu homies not gonna love that, hands off the ticky bickies

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@WatcherGuru virtue signaling table scraps

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US House passes bill to limit large investors from buying up single-family homes.

I get the most angry when people tell me I’m not retarded

dogs dogshit apu

I just want everyone to know I’m retarded and gay, and for that I do not apologize

@PondTalk one blew apu to rule them all…just let me put the tendies in the bag first

@ApteekkiApu @DivineApustaja im literally blinded by the brilliance, thanks u bitch

Look at all my Apu Apustaja NFTs!! 😏

@ApteekkiApu sharp af

NOT FOR SALE

@MartyTalk They are building the social credit score to be used with programmable money Elon is not our friend, Elon is compromised

Social media algos need absolute overhauls but no one wants to look at them as the underlying problem. X could be a pioneer in this regard but I doubt they seize the opportunity to do so.

@notjeyzzl @Cryptic_Mang 🤫🤫🤫

@Cryptic_Mang bye bye employment requirements 🤭

The infamous dual mandate. What does this mean for the middle and lower class? The system is broken and you know it. #SPX6900

@marquiisio @IMFCrypto @JohnSiderides they assume everyone is really fucking retarded

@IMFCrypto @JohnSiderides You guys are on the hook for millions in wrongful liquidations what in the tone deaf fuck is this?

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@CountryBitcoin @tidus_aeon literally happening LITERALLY

I don't know if y'all truly realize this yet but we actually are going to flip the stock market.

@zk_lmao @BasedchadSenpai gimme that sweet sweet autmo-quant clear takes

> Cohen: I'm going to almost 2x $GME share price with this $EBAY merger that isn't guaranteed. It's accretive!! > Cohen: I'm going to need permission to be able to dilute 5x. But dw I'm aligned!! Is the merger bet worth it for you? Compute the expected value: qS + (1 − q)F − c where q = probability of success c = your cost basis F = failed merger price S = successful merger price S can be computed as P(NP +56B)/(NP+28B), where N is 448,650,736, and B just means billions; Or use whatever number your imagination thinks is realistic. Example: If the merger goes through: If pre-merger GME price is: 13.65 : float = 2.5B, new price = 24.8, ownership = 18% 22.00 : float = 1.7B, new price = 38.3, ownership = 26% 32.00 : float = 1.3B, new price = 53.1, ownership = 34% Both extremes are just as unlikely, but you'd expect it to be between the worst case price where the merger is still possible and the mid 20s. Assuming success of the merger, if the average long term GameStop bull has a cost basis of 25, they are looking at no gain from the worst case starting price, to a 2x in the unlikely edge case that price somehow runs to 32 before the merger. Average case, a ~30-50% gain. If you use the markets ~20% probability, even in the 32$ pre merger price case under the same constraints, right now the odds are ~neutral for you. So it's entirely a bet on if Cohen can succeed with the merger if you are buying with q this low. Then you have to ask, would you just make more betting on the prediction market for the merger? Right now, probably. The payout for that is ~d(1-q)/q, where 0 < d < 1, accounts for slippage, fees, spread, etc and is probably around 0.85. Conservatively, the same bet right now would give you a ~3x if liquidity is sufficient for your size. Cohen was serious when he said he wanted people with a 100 year time horizon. In the short term his big brain deal is worse than a binary gamble on its success. Opportunity cost, innit. lmao

@FreedomForAeons Amazing insight much thanks

@TIMtoKILL Same here, but we had a tough conversation

I sought the lord And he heard And he answered

@CountryBitcoin Sum Ting Wong

HO LEE FUK

Though my NFT is a 1/1, I’m still retarded.