sammy coocooroo

dreams come true

next level commitment to his craft. most pro sexual harassers would be taking a break around a male aide, but Cuomo is actually able and willing to make up a woman to leer at.

You should be able to log SNY Mets broadcasts on Letterboxd

@jsomero05 @claire_rubel this tweet will be in the documentary

@jsomero05 @trentwchic

My favorite part about Twitter is the ease of deleting a post that doesn’t get likes, I basically shoot 15/50 from three then go back after the game and erase the 35 misses like nothing ever happened. If only I could do this with snaps left on open or texts to my barber

@robxapollo dude 😭

LMAOOOOOOOO

@wadesrlytired could watch ts all week

long day but we still winnin

@g0packg010 @itssRELAX Jordan Love should work at KFC the way he’s giving out 6-pieces

@usually_sammy @itssRELAX Nah get that lil bish outta here Sammy

Brian branch out for the game

@g0packg010 @itssRELAX Chris surely ur kidding about that pussyfoot hit right

@itssRELAX It’s fucking deserved too

@itssRELAX No fun league!

not to be the friend that’s too woke but it’s crazy how this reaction to a baseball game is a “celebration” but a protest for Black or Palestinian lives is labeled as a riot

shoutout to the 50+ year old man i just saw driving his range rover in a bald cap and full head/face makeup as The Lorax

american psycho remake requires robert pattinson or dont make it

@Josiah_Ray @ArtButSports this is the best part

@ArtButSports I respect even more that you broke your oath for this

Slaying of the Devil (by St. Michael), artist unknown, late 16th century, 📸 by Jason Miller

the purdue QB used to make fun of me in highschool so tonight imma scream at him on TV Boilermakers +1800 BABY

betting apps make you sign 3 sets of paperwork confirm an SMS code and do a citizenship test if u want to withdraw money

@usually_sammy is The System in the room with us?

got a little too into football just now until i remembered thats what The System wants

if u didnt want to talk about politics u shouldn’t have come over to watch football