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@_AndyDavies Just introduce the penalty shootout rule. If a keep needs treatment all others in the centre circle

How long until the FA bring in a rule that you can’t go over to the dugout mid-game. Seems to be every week you’re seeing a ‘keeper going down injured on 30/60/75 mins for everyone to have a team talk.

@thespursweb Hoddle

Who is the one player you wish never left Tottenham? 🤔

@MajQapla @itvcorrie And she would have had bail conditions to keep away from the lad

@Mhemmings314 @Shezza5757 @Neccccy My dad’s was “20 players number 6 tipped “ and a penny for 2 chews. The newsagent never flinched

@Shezza5757 @Neccccy Fetch me 20 Park Drive & get yourself a penny Chew. 👍

"Put big light on" What's your's ???

@NLAHamilton If you promise to play 442

I'm putting in my CV for the Tottenham Hotspur job. I have tons of experience. I won the league 3 years in a row and won the Champions League twice playing FM26 😎

@Bazro10 A £1000 fine and docked 3 points suspended for 10 years

Lets be serious, theres no chance the PL or FA have the bollocks to chuck a 60 point penalty on City

@FortheR93378109 Gordon Richards was an assessor for many years after that. Very fair man. I never knew he had been on the league list. Never boasted about it.

Line-ups for the friendly game between Exeter & Dutch team Go Ahead Deventer in 1970. Linesman Gordon Richards later had one season on the Football League line (1976-1977).

Referee Owen Mullarkey (Exeter) with the captains before the Exeter-Go Ahead Deventer friendly in August 1970. He was a Football League linesman 1971-1974 & while he may not be a familiar name his son Mike Mullarkey became one of England's most renowned assistant referees.

@HotspurLane Alan Brazil

Who is the WORST #THFC player in recent history who would 100% start in our current team? 🤔

@swspurs @SimonLester2468 No. If that happens , the league will promote an extra team from the championship

@SimonLester2468 I'll take it

Comes to something when Spurs’s best chance of avoiding relegation is the pending 60 point deduction for Man City…😉.

@AngusM1966 @Tesco But if you want to buy one paracetamol someone has to come over

One staffed till @Tesco Stirling tonight - I was fourth trolley in the queue. Supermarkets seem bent on getting everyone into their cattle pen self service checkouts. Another example of the #enshittification of daily life that barely raises a murmur of protest.

@ElementasSeries I normally won’t read one over 400 pages. Life’s too short.

Someone found out my first book is 277 pages and said, "Books less than 300 aren't worth my time." I've read many fantastic reads that were less than 300 pages. How sad to miss out on good books because of a page count.

@it_unprofession Clothes

@it_unprofession The emperor’s new close syndrome is taking over

We hired a consulting firm to tell us why our profits are down. They sent three 24-year-olds wearing vests. They spent two months interviewing us about our own jobs. Then they put our answers into a PowerPoint presentation. They charged us $250K for this privilege. During the final readout, one of them used the phrase synergy optimization without blinking. I looked around the conference room. Our CEO was nodding like he just received the Ten Commandments. The grand conclusion was that we need to increase revenue and decrease costs. I could've told them that for a gift card to Panera. But nobody listens to the guy who works here. You only listen to the guy who flies in on a Tuesday. I'm updating my resume to include synergy optimization. It feels like the right move.

@dougbagleyfdl Absolutely. Look at how even players better than the current squad faded from view when they left

7. Do the fans of Real Madrid/Atletico Madrid/FC Barcelona/PSG/Manchester City etc really want to sign players who have played so badly for the last 2 seasons. I doubt it. So many of the Spurs players will never ever play for a better Club than Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

@vbtspafc There may be 4500 on the waiting list, but how many of those are on it from last season and may not take it up now when offered. A bird in the hand is worth two in tbe bush

The club have completely got this wrong again IMHO. Not so much the increase amount but the expected timescale to pay and the cleverly worded hint that there are 4,500 others waiting to take your seat if you don’t pay up. Not the first time the average fan has been shafted #pafc

@MikeGNolan If it was Liverpool or the Toon, the media would be full of it

Rival fans, the media etc laughing at the Spurs fans yesterday? I don't think they realise Twice in 12 months the Spurs fans have put on a show of support bigger than 99% of the clubs in the country ever have Not our fault the team is crap but that makes it even more impressive

@Amelia558rs VW campers, especially when doing the shopping miles from the sea

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@babesmithh And fill the gaps with their boring sponsored competitions

Why does Heart radio rotate the same 10 songs every hour may I ask

@ronsterd89 Mine did. Another of his was “ if you can’t shout, wear a big hat”.

Has anyone ever heard the term: Chief cook and bottle washer?? My Dad said it all the time!! 🤣

@Siggs72 @robertmdaws @SpursOfficial Underrated keeper “ milija elastic “ he was fondly named

@robertmdaws @SpursOfficial RIP.

MILIJA ALEKSIC @SpursOfficial (1978–1982) Joined Spurs from Luton Town in December 1978 for a fee of £100,000. He made a total of 32 senior appearances for the club. He lost his starting position following the signing of legendary goalkeeper Ray Clemence in 1981 and eventually moved to South Africa