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Built a Telegram bot called “Wetin Remain” that tells you your actual take-home salary after tax, pension, and all those crazy deductions* 😅 No AI. No agents. No overengineering. Just: • n8n • Telegram Bot API • One code node That’s it.

Board Room, Yaba Psychiatric Hospital

@emmannuel_codes Omo Tbh, you owe nobody any explanation Its your tweet, it's your win Keep building

@treazyblaq Treat am well o😂😭

😂 How Nigerian men left your mom 😂

We want to take a moment to sincerely apologize to our community. Over the past weeks, we haven’t been able to bring as many projects, campaigns, and opportunities your way as we would have liked. It’s been a particularly busy period behind the scenes, but that’s not an excuse...you deserve consistency, value, and access, and we hear you. The good news: we’re coming back stronger. In the coming weeks, you can expect: • More project collaborations • Fresh campaigns & rewarding incentives from projects if possible • Better opportunities tailored for our community We’re also excited to introduce something new to keep the community more engaged and connected. Weekly Community Programs (Canton Africa): • Game Nights :- Every Wednesday Evening • Karaoke Nights :- Every Friday Night These sessions won’t just be for fun, we’ll also be: • Hosting project founders & builders to share insights, opportunities, and real value • Creating space for advice, idea sharing, and meaningful conversations • Featuring community, led sessions including: Talent showcases (music & more) Life stories & personal journeys Lessons to grow in Web3 and real life Honest discussions on past mistakes & how to avoid them This is about building more than just a community...it’s about creating a space where everyone can learn, grow, express themselves, and win together. We truly appreciate your patience and continued support. The next phase for Canton Africa will be amazing, more engaging, more rewarding, and more impactful!!! Let’s keep building, together. more details coming thoon!!!

@Yourperf_plug Na why e pyr back up day mk you ignore 😂

@utd_brr He audacity dey baffle me😫😂

How do y'all handle your younger brothers😫 why is my chat your grocery list???

@1i_riz He's there Kant you see?

Doing this without the most stylish French player is crazy

Isaiah 60:22

@BigWurah Workforce handles siat assessment All those aptitude of workforce Read that

@utd_brr There is no siat there

SIAT just sent message to shortlisted candidates for assessment Check your mails

@iamremote_ No b you born am

Them no born Arteta well make he loose this match 😡

I've been trying to sub on my mtn Omo e no dy go Na only me?

@BigWurah drive.google.com/drive/folders/… Check this

@utd_brr Pls How can I get pass question And as well I am yet to observe my NYSC If I passed all the stages hope I’m safe

@powerfulbadeeu Baba enter finish You japa go Poland No b so o

Akure, FUTA 2015. I was the loudest amongst my classmates rooting for then General Muhammadu Buhari as the President of Nigeria, after his victory, I bought snacks & “Minerals” (Picture attached) for my classmates to share- late 2016, I realized that Man’s taking us to nowhere, I “clocked it” that very early, became apolitical & stopped afterwards investing my emotion on any aspirant/candidate. The 2015 election was the last time I campaign for any candidate too, okay, I supported Sowore in 2019 anyway, even though I wasn’t able to vote as an INEC Adhoc staff.

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If you're an AI automation specialist trying to get your first client… You're probably looking in the wrong place. Start with ecommerce.. Not because it's trendy… But because the problems are clear and tied directly to revenue. Orders come in. Customers hesitate. Messages get ignored. Money is left on the table. That's where you come in. Here are 3 automations you can offer: 1. Personalized cart abandonment automation Not just "Hey, you forgot something." A system that: sends follow-ups based on what the customer viewed or added adjusts messaging based on timing or behavior nudges with the right context (not generic reminders) This brings back revenue without spending more on ads. 2. Post-purchase upsell + retention flow Most brands stop after the first sale. You build a system that: sends tailored upsell offers after purchase recommends related products follows up for repeat orders This increases customer lifetime value. 3. Order tracking + proactive updates system Customers constantly ask: "Where is my order?" You automate: real-time order updates shipping notifications delay alerts before customers even ask This reduces support load and improves experience. You don't need 10 different services. Pick one problem. Solve it properly. Show the result. That's enough to get your first client. you see, a lot of beginners think: "I need more skills before I start." But ecommerce brands already have these problems today. They're not waiting for perfect system. They're looking for what's working. My advice; focus on building systems that actually drive revenue and handle operations.. If you can help a business make or save money… You won't struggle to get clients.. I hope this helps.. 🍷

Ademola mi owon You will win ballon dor one day

@boniface_jrn @victorosimhen9 E no mean say mk you no show love You good pass messi aje

Omo @victorosimhen9 don tell una before If you know where and Wetinx some of us don face bro Make I no talk

@feranmi_dgaf Go warm your name and chop

I blame you for this btw

@niccoyat from here I knew

Update: We fell out.

Boniface is next to yekini