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@scottbuscemi I gotta get one.

Alibaba has the Tesla pickleball paddle for $38 😭

Song of the year just dropped. 😂 😂 😂

@MattWallaceTech Amazing. That music. You're the Steven Spielberg of dining room film production, Matt!

Was able to capture some better footage of the Enterprise lighting up. TOMY did a great job with this thing.

@FthePump1 @JEHazel75 @chattybird0306 @Dogetothemoon @BLKMDL3 @Brand0n @SoCalEVs @TeslaClubSoCal @Tesla Summer in March! Hop on the 101 and fly 'em!

Great to hang with friends today at the Tesla Diner! @JEHazel75 @chattybird0306 @Dogetothemoon @BLKMDL3 @Brand0n

@chattybird0306 @JEHazel75 The chicken and waffles sandwich is delicious, too, Amanda!

Headed to the Tesla diner! Fried dill pickles here I come! @JEHazel75

@DaveMattson Taco. Bell.

You know how Tesla glass has a cool red tint when the water and light hits it right outside? It makes a cool blue tint when there's condensation on the inside! This post not sponsored by Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

@MattWallaceTech Whoa! I just watched your unboxing video. That thing is amazing.

@utensiles It shoots phasers and torpedoes too.

A closeup of my new Starship for all my fellow Trekkies out there.

Rook rocks.

@pcshan @ericmigi @Pebble Yes, they will! I stuff a bonus brown leather and black leather strap into each silicone strap order, too, in case you want to try those on your Time as well.

@utensiles @ericmigi @Pebble Will they fit pebble time as well?

SALE! I still have 77 black and 89 white wide silicone straps for @Pebble watches. Get these limited edition hoarded straps while they last! utensile.com/product-page/w…

@mattyxb Keep it up, Matty! I think my all time favorite has to be jewel cooler.

Just celebrated 7 years of inventing on social media and I’m ready to do it for 100 more.

@TheKitchenPB @GravySauceCream Excellent! This is the second challenge I’ve seen from you. I love it. Keep em coming.

@GravySauceCream I’ll play you for $10,000.

hot take: pickleball requires minimal effort or skill and the people who play it simply lack the athletic ability to play tennis

@MattWallaceTech Yes! Brodozer.

What does everyone call this thing? I call it a “brodozer”.

Super clever! And simple. And beautiful.

@scottbuscemi @Tesla_Optimus @OwenSparks

@Tesla_Optimus @OwenSparks

Kind of scary when you look closely 😂

@scottbuscemi @atnomos

@atnomos @utensiles I flew Tesla flags :)

I have two @utensiles flagholders for sale. $100 for the two.

SNL gold. And from... last night! youtu.be/z9Mt9PcoPrM?si…

"Spock, whatever we do, we have to contact Steve!"

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