Jesse C. Utoh

@scomposto_ We are not a serious country

Scusate, scopro solo ora che avviene tutto dentro un capannone in mezzo alla strada??

@Ballislife Steve Kerr was actually the luckiest. Jordan golden years and then taking a ready-made team out of Mark Jackson’s hands right as the league was changing to 3ball at any cost. Also, Chef Curry ain’t top 5. You gotta at least play a little defense to be in that convo. Respect tho

Austin Rivers response to Draymond “I was ranked No. 1, you were ranked I don’t know. You were a really good college player, but it’s hard to compare because I was only there for 6 months. Something you could never do.” “You are the luckiest basketball player I have ever seen. You were drafted to a franchise with a Hall of Fame office, Hall of Fame coach, the greatest shooter of all-time and perhaps top 5 all-time, another top 5 shooter and Hall of Famer, the swiss army knife himself, another Hall of Famer, not to mention one of the most lethal scorers of all-time and arguably top 10 player of all-time, Kevin Durant, the same guy you chased off because of your mouth. You talk too much.” “You are the backpack jumpshooter. The guy everyone leaves open. No one guards you. There are hours and hours of film of you being left open…talking about Steve Kerr hindered your career. Steve Kerr made your career.”

@rushicrypto It really only takes one or two of them - and no, donating to lower your tax bill doesn’t count. Actually fix something, not just look altruistic (so some other organization can skim/mismanage the funds)

I don't get greed. If I had Bezos cash, I'd be fixing a problem every week. Homelessness? Not on my watch. Hungry kids in school? No way. Animal shelters full? I'll build 10,000 more.

@TylerDeLuca Lost game 2 without Embiid even playing 😏

Losing in a game 7 just to hop on your Twitch live to complain about someone flopping might be the saddest any NBA player has gone out in history

@Callystarr Happy that OKC of all teams didn’t swipe the pick. Expecting to draft 5th. Leaving just enough optimism to snag AJ at 1

Are you setting yourself up to Expect a top 4 pick, or just happy that we have guaranteed a top 8 and will be happy regardless?

@SCAnonYouSpurs @aintscarylarry Haha! Luckily, the wife has the big naturals for now. I will just thank the man upstairs that I’ve been getting to see those on the regular.

Few things sum up the MAGA mentality like wearing a big ol’ cross while sporting a pair of enormous fake tits large enough to make Kristi Noem’s husband envious.

@BitcoinSapiens The joke is on you…we don’t even have a mall in Portsmouth, NH anymore! Oh wait; that sucks even more for us. Carry on 😕

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

@WifiMoneyPlant College and homeownership are the same play. There is no way to get ahead anymore. It’s all Ponzi schematics and debt hot-potato And we are the 1% globally

Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was buying a car Walked into the dealership, told them what I wanted and said I'd pay up-front. Expected them to be thrilled Instead they were horrified. Spent the next 20 minutes trying to get me to finance it at some absurd rate Got me curious so after I left I read about car sale profit models. Apparently most US dealerships make more financing now than from the cars themselves I was such a boomer I assumed they'd want CASH In reality they want your ETERNAL SLAVERY at 19% APR

@awpwizard @hecubian_devil 100%

@hecubian_devil Do you think he made the ai….. you know

Jail immediately. Life sentence.

@OrevaZSN The easier to kill us with 🤷🏾‍♂️

@Lifeinvestmoney Government

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@dockery58 @danield1214 He’s a sociopath - plain as day

@danield1214 When he’s on the losing side, his weirdo comments sound more like psycho babble than anything helpful for nba coaching

Joe Mazzulla with some interesting comments on duality and how to navigate blowing a 3-1 lead: “The year we won, I felt just as empty as I did when we lost.”

@KatoParinaSLC I teased my Boston friends about this all year, but at that contract and this production drop off (without Tatum no less!), I really do NOT want this guy anymore

Will Hardy needs to go and get his guy.

@AndrewDBailey No chance without Ant

In terms of narratives, a Rudy Gobert championship would be amazing.

@OwenShroyer1776 She’s more attractive than 99.5% of Congress. Even if you are diehard Republican, you know it’s true

Hate to tell you, but...

@Ravenismeee Ketamine IV treatments and radical honesty

During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?

Amanda Seyfried says Sydney Sweeney’s breasts were so distracting she had to ask if they were real. Sweeney replied: “Yes. I’ve never gotten any work done anywhere. I’m so scared of needles, you have no idea.”

@amarcus07 @yonann What a pathetic rebuttal. No, I’m not. I’ve given out plenty of time and money for nothing expected in return. What problem are you even referring to? Oh, right. None, just a fictional straw argument. Get f*cked, Alex ✌🏾

@utoh44 @yonann And you aren’t greedy? So if I needed money , you’d just send it to me? Or do you only want other people to fix the problem and not you?

Dave Ramsey tells a 64 year old on disability making $27,000 a year to find extra income Caller: "I get Social Security disability. I’m 64. It’s $27,000 a year. My rent is about $1,700 a month, and I have this $9,000 credit card debt, which I pay faithfully" Dave: "Come up with a self employed idea you can do with your limitations, as long as it makes you $1,000 or more a month"