Nathan Almeida

@Lovandfear I still keep your shampoo in my shower if you wanna wash your hair

“if you’re a writer, say ‘i miss you’ without writing ‘i miss you’.”

@Cunha__utd Herrera Pogba Mason

Gun to your head, bring 3 back.

@WelBeast There's always next season

Someone tell me something positive to calm me down 😭

@Utdtruthful So he's justifying this refereeing mistake by referring us to a previous refereeing mistake

🚨🗣️ Mike Dean [former PL referee]: “They will complain but they didn't complain when Dalot wasn't sent off in the Manchester derby. “I think the two incidents are completely different. Maguire is a dead cert, it's a simple decision. It's easy - it's a sending-off all day. “The first one could have been a penalty but there was doubt about how he went down - that's why he hasn't given it. I could see why he didn't give it. And I can see why it's referee's call. “I understand they have made a complaint but you have to backtrack as well because they have had a few calls [in their favour] this year that have gone on referee's call.” #MUFC [Soccer Saturday]

@HonestarsenalF There's pigs and then there's pigs in a blanket

I went to my uncle’s pig farm today, but I didn’t meet him. So I decided to walk around the farm. I was surprised to see some pigs ‘naked’ like that, and then in another section, I saw some pigs wearing jackets. I’m confused…what’s going on? Why are some in jackets while others are not?

@elonmusk Why files mentioned 😁

I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation. They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.

@realsavanti Explain the drop ball gone to Bournemouth Explain the Amad incident Explain the ref blows for full time on a United freeckick Explain the agenda

Explain the 9 minutes of added time

@SlendzSpeaks The only reason Neymar is who he is is because of Ronaldinho

I’m not done with the Neymar talk. He’s better than Ronaldinho too btw

@Papa_Ibeji @utdmax31 The 3rd highest goal scorer doesn't get into the squad?

@utdmax31 Rooney doesn’t get in all time PL squad either lol

🚨Zlatan on Rooney’s comment about Neymar Jr.: “If La Liga is to lineup their greatest XI Neymar won’t be included, But you can’t have a Premier League greatest XI without Rooney and don’t forget the Premier League is the toughest to play in. I played in League 1, Serie A, La Liga and Premier League so I know what I’m talking about.”

@FrankEra_ They want to spice up their top 4 race. Guaranteed spot for United = less viewership in the final matches.

They literally want United to lose. There's not even been 5 minutes of stoppages. 💀

@diank4g @UtdForever7 @FA_PGMOL 😅😅

@vacci_nate @UtdForever7 @FA_PGMOL idk man ref decisions are like bad first dates unpredictable with red flags

🚨How is Maguire’s foul given but NOTHING on Amad?? Same situation, completely different decisions — absolute joke. We’ve been robbed here. @FA_PGMOL — This is a JOKE!! #MUFC

@UtdForever7 @FA_PGMOL I mean, you could say I'm nitpicking. But ffs there seems to be a clear agenda. They want to spice up that "top 4" battle

@UtdForever7 @FA_PGMOL Also why has the drop ball gone to Bournemouth in the 97th minute, when Man Utd clearly had possession?

Owen Hargreves just said and I quote "if Amad went down better, maybe he gets the decision" What has happened to this league. It's clear that they favour theatrics

Another day goes by where we're talking about terrible referee decisions in the @premierleague. Games being decided because the ref decided to be the main character. #shambolic

@MrStephenHowson Agenda

Far far far less contact the one he denied on Amad.

@ThaEuropeanLad If that's not a penalty, neither is Harry Maguires. Also why does the drop ball go to Bournemouth in the 97th minute when we clearly had possesion

Was that a penalty on AMAD?! YES or NO?

@ErlingRoIe You just know the glasses have no number.

Type of guy that thinks he’s smart because he wears glasses

@_AGHAZZY @khafid100 Cut in and bend it. Finesse shot last Lammens

@khafid100 Bournemouth to score United 💯

Tell us one thing that will 100% percent happen in this game tonight. Correct prediction wins 😅🔴 #MUFC #BOUMUN

Ngl Chase Infinity is a bad ass name