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Once I was an amoeba Once I was a fish Once I was a tree Once I was a little girl Once I lived in a drop of water Once I lived on a mountaintop Once I danced Once I roared Once I burned Matter becoming energy becoming matter becoming energy over and over, #forever #vss365

@KeturahAbigail Was it posted in any way that identified you? because that would be doxxing & can be reported.

Sharing a picture of myself and my brother dancing then commenting on the fashion culture around us is not at all comparable to someone privately snapping a picture of my child so they can spread false allegations that could invite scrutiny from CPS

@selentelechia Captain Hook better watch out

toddler found a digital metronome at his grandparents' house and is carrying it around while he plays and I think this is actually kind of...relaxing

@eigenrobot It's very nostalgic for them, you know. All their peers are doing it

finding out your aging parents are getting involved in political activism is i assume kind of like learning that your teenager has picked up a weed habit

@Ruesavatar ooo

You’re the magic here. If you leave the ghost in the machine stops humming. Without you a chill descends on the digital playground, like a perpetual dreary November morning. When you post it is June. Yeah, you.

@Ruesavatar @Brumairian Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

@Brumairian I feel this way about my 30s. The lost decade.

I will be 45 years old, and it will have been a decade since my wife passed away. Need to think of a clever name for that period like "The Lost Years" or something.

@TobyTurner Give them a head start on 10,000 hours. Guitar also acceptable

make your kids take piano lessons

@justalexoki Every morning is a reboot.

Your Life lowkey starts again at 24 Your Life lowkey starts again at 27 Your Life lowkey starts again at 29 Your Life lowkey starts again at 30 Your Life lowkey starts again at 49

@Ruesavatar whoooaaaa mmmmeeeetttaaa

Wait, I just accidentally subtweeted three people talking about how I cannot subtweet right now. I may be onto something here.

Too many of you commented. It broke my brain. I cannot subtweet. I was trying to make a wife guy meme and couldn’t even finish. 😭 Like how hard is it to make a joke about the horny retard/horny genius spectrum?! Apparently impossible. Writers block. I should draw a kitten.

@owenbroadcast The wild thing about this is that the demiurge is an evolution of a Finnish nonsense meme.

this comic changed the course of the internet’s relationship to gnosticism. probably the biggest development in gnostic studies since the discovery of the nag hammadi library itself

@selentelechia Oh my god she's inventing "elephant jokes"

5yo: "what is the difference between an orange and a walrus" me: "what" 5yo: "you squeeze it and if juice doesn't come out it's a walrus!"

@Ruesavatar @Krissa_Kray_ so mote it be so mote it be so mote it be

@valleyofthena @Krissa_Kray_ Oh done.

Absolutely wild that men are allowed to make sexual threats towards my FIVE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER on this platform because they don’t like something I post. I block and report, but wow.

@Ruesavatar @Krissa_Kray_ Curse let's curse them

@Krissa_Kray_ Yes.

@Ruesavatar Oh what I've been off Twitter all day thank god because I would fucking break something if I saw that

Ok this place is dreary, so respond to this post and I will subtweet you tomorrow. You can then try guess which is yours for fun. 😹❤️

@Ruesavatar languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/Introducin…

It is annoying that men seem to have superhuman strength, but really they’re normal and I am just weak. 😭

@eigenrobot haha the sock

>wake up at 4am >jeez ok well guess i can get work done early >1yo wakes up >get him back down >5mo wakes up >still having a party at 6am bj mf

@Lukewearechange *your

Yes, you’re messaging is very unclear

@Ruesavatar Oh yeah I would have guessed that. But maybe at school?

@valleyofthena It isn’t, I am extremely good at lowkey reactions to everything 😹

“Mama what if we moved back to the 90s?” “Like… as we are rn, we stay the same age?” “Yes!” “Oh baby we would be SO RICH, I would invest in google, apple, oh my god, Facebook, and…” “WE COULD BUY AK-47s!!” Ok. I guess this is our life now.

@Ruesavatar This must be generating a big reaction!

“HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT AK-47s?!” - her apparently