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Valorhelm
@valorhelm
Artist, author, and toy maker, interested in chivalry, wit, and wisdom.
Texas, USA Katılım Eylül 2024
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@MemoryMedieval We picked a different one but he was a contender.
Didn't make it.
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@valorhelm Went with somebody who fought to the death, huh?
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Why didn't Vercingetorix fight to the death?
I think about this a lot.
Michael McGill 🏛@mcgillmd921
> Be Vercingetorix > Trick Caesar into building wall around Alesia > Call in your backup armies to trap Caesar against his own wall > Watch Caesar build another wall > Get defeated > Surrender > Throw down your arms > Be paraded around Rome in Caesar’s triumph
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It is not Christian to lie to your son.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"
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honestly ill take this over h1bs
DramaAlert@DramaAlert
This coffee shop only hires down syndrome employees. ❤️
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bro, it's so over for designers
google stitch is insane. 🤯
Stitch by Google@stitchbygoogle
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We have been having crossbow battles
Arm the youth
@TheMiddleborne
Have you ever considered making crossbows?
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@smashbaals Amen.
Your prayers are heard.
They will be trampled like a wine press.
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This is worse than child sacrifice to the sun god to bring rain
May God shatter their teeth
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@Gallo_Woodworks @KJP Do it. There is a guy in Seattle who teaches wooden boat building. I was on a flight seated next to him. Incredible art.
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Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing, absolutely nothing, half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats," —The Wind in the Willows.
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It is imperative for Christians to embrace and gatekeep fictional stories whose messages aligns with the teachings of the Christian faith.
Too often, particularly in non-denominational and Evangelical circles, does the average person shun all kinds of stories because of the bullshit narrative that the stories are "demonic".
This type of puritanical nonsense has been a blight on the faith for a long time, and it needs to stop.
And yes, I have indeed heard retarded people call the works of Tolkien and Lewis "demonic".
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I commissioned @ruralsketchin to draw Theseus in his style. It's absurdly excellent.
If we hit the Stretch Goal on my campaign, I'm giving every book backer a print of this glorious drawing. It's worth getting the book just to get the print. Let's be honest.
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Finally getting around to putting together my 2025 portfolio!
I've been a carpenter for just north of a year now, and this is the highlights of what I have built so far! Thank you all so much for your support!
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@AHomelyHouse @TheMiddleborne The joy of shooting on is face is priceless.
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@AHomelyHouse @TheMiddleborne That is some real BA hardware you got there.
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@valorhelm @TheMiddleborne I did one of those for Christmas - it's still kicking around out there, shooting chickens with craft dowels.
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@TheMiddleborne This one is one we picked up a few years ago, simple pin trigger.
Not saying to copy this guys design but they are fun.
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@valorhelm Not yet. It’s among many projects I might get to someday
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Not to be a killjoy but that monkey's not gonna learn how to read
U.S. Department of Education@usedgov
Literacy starts at home.
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Listen, I get that it was a fantasy movie...but this still annoyed me
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