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On a scale of sandpaper to Rob Thomas, how smooth are you ?

“Should I add Limp Bizkit to my wedding playlist?” and other thoughts preventing me from doing my laundry

A wizard told Jon Hamm that he has to star in a new commercial every month or it will rain blood from the sky

Fiancé really said, “I’ve got my war stories, you’ve got Icy Tower” …

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

If you haven’t experienced Ego Death living in Nashville and you got Hayley Williams Ryman tickets don’t talk to me 💔

@ghostlyjoys_ Billboard spotted at Korean Vets bridge! It’s digital and it changed by the time I whipped my phone out but I promise you it’s there!

LISTEN I need all Nashville Mcr fans to LOCK IN and find something within the next 24 hours

“I don’t know why, but something is telling me Hagrid’s brother’s name is Grok,” I say as HP5 plays at the brewery. Lmao and you know what?? Pretty damn close.

Picked up some dumbbells after years of no exercise and was shocked at my own strength. Then I remembered… weighted blanket…

@alisousa4 This and the FB Graffiti app

was looking at photos of vintage pins and suddenly remembered pieces of flair on facebook and i feel very old

bone broth?? oh you mean skeleton soup

@buildabear Please restock him I’m begging you

We tried to play you for a fool… Don’t get all emotional on us, though. We might not actually be building a band, but we’ve built an Emo Axo that’s his own frontman, and it’s not a phase! Get your little paws on this limited edition April Fool’s furry friend before it disappears 🖤 #BuildABand #EmoAxo US: ms.spr.ly/6000qo23r UK: ms.spr.ly/6004qo230

I’ve never held in my farts around my bf and my appendix still ‘sploded so

Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

As a 30 year old, there’s no better feeling than a teenager in Hot Topic telling you that you look pretty 🥹

@DiscussingFilm So Phantom of the Opera IS a possibility… 🤔

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

Nosferatu aka Dr. Century Eggman

In the winter I yearn to lie under a grocery store rotisserie chicken lamp like a giant lizard

Really wishing I had the remote from Click rn