ali sousa ✨

In 1990, Spy Magazine sent out checks with increasingly smaller amounts disguised as refunds to some of the richest people in New York as a social experiment, eventually sending one for 13 cents. Only two people cashed the 13 cent check: a Saudi arms dealer and Donald J. Trump.

If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

Is Lou still driving around with this fucking car 😭😭😭

accidently typed in gail.com instead of gmail, and its my new favorite website.

how it feels

I started teaching 4th graders graphic design at an afterschool program, and this one kid does not engage with any of the material, but he comes into class and furiously googles the Titanic for an hour every week

Mamdani outflanked by Hochul to the left on *checks notes* Irish reunification

Things like this make me proud I voted for Mamdani

my 93-year-old Irish grandmother told me I should never bring up my Irish heritage in a job interview because “it would prevent me from getting work” and it’s just kinda like, thank you grandma, I will keep that in mind if I interview to work at a turn-of-the-century shipyard

Another old subway ad relic: the 23rd St stop with the Dawson's Creek poster from 1998 still hanging up

You’re not shadowbanned don’t worry you’re just uniquely bad at reaching the hearts and minds of others

Inbox (2) - The New York Times: Death Toll from Nuclear Blasts in New York, Miami Reach Millions - NYT Cooking: It’s Corned Beef and Cabbage Time

incredible x-files moment i'd forgotten about until now (S4:E7)

wow i’m so tired and stressed and worn out. time to open the Psychological Torture App and scroll until my phone dies

Jobs for intellectual dilettantes. Dilettante jobs near me. Dilettante salary

imagine how confused i was when i went to urgent care last month and they said “we think your wrist is broken but we don’t have x-rays, you’ll have to go to the home depot”

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.