@DolphinThirsty I'd love to hear him talk about "that 3-inch piece of real estate" again...
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Vanlose
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Vanlose
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My pronouns are THIS, THAT and THOSE. Waiting for the return of the Oxford comma...
Parkland, FL Katılım Şubat 2010
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I wish Jim Mandich was still around! He would be thrilled with the Dolphins. Then on top of that, we would get to his famous way of saying Michigan! #FinsUp #GoBlue #MichiganFootball
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Behind every Comeback Player of the Year award is an extraordinary story of perseverance, resilience, personal character, kindness and support. A reminder how sports gives important lessons for both young and old, Well-deserved congratulations @JustinVerlander and to the @astros
Houstorian@Houstorian
Today in 2022, @Astros pitcher Justin Verlander is named the American League Comeback Player of the Year, after missing almost all of the previous two seasons due to injury.
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Some professional news: I could not be more excited to start as senior national political correspondent at the Washington Post. That said, I loved being White House buro chief, mainly bc of our amazing White House team. 🧵 washingtonpost.com/pr/2022/07/18/…
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@JonahDispatch @united You mean that "do you know who I am?" has stopped working?
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@BJMendelson You enjoy embarrassing yourself, don't you?
You might want to take your own advice, as in STFU. '
Take a civics class, dummy.
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@carlquintanilla @Reuters Does that mean that that test package Tom Hanks sent there won't make it on time? And what will become of Wilson?
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* FEDEX SAYS MADE THE DECISION TO SUSPEND ALL FEDEX SERVICES IN RUSSIA AND BELARUS
@Reuters $FDX
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This is Millie and Wilbur. They've always flirted with each other on walks. Today they finally booped snoots. A big step. Both 13/10
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@konaredmountain @JonahDispatch Yes, the English version is called Hidden.
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Best (BBCish) crime drama you think I haven’t heard of but would like: Go.
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@HowardKurtz You're wrong. A court does/can not pronounce innocence. Your sentence is the definition of "not guilty," not "innocent."
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Innocent means prosecutors couldn’t reach the legal standard to convict you
Thanks @realDonaldTrump@countrytrumpkin
Why, @HowardKurtz, do you keep saying our juries find guilt or innocence? #NotGuilty beyond a reasonable doubt is based on evidence (could just mean the prosecution was lousy) and doesn't mean innocent. 🙄 @tracegallagher @AmericaRpts #CTKAG!
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@alisonstewart @WarbyParker For Eyes accepts used glasses. Been dropping them off there for years. FYI..
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There will be no end to the reasons they can come up with to impose more limits on you and there will be no end to the exemptions they will give themselves and their friends. Luckily, I enjoy Arby’s.
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@JonahDispatch (R-Trump's Crotch)
Hilarious, and spit-take worthy. Blasted my drink all over the place.
Well done (the others weren't bad, either).
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So, the Mittwoch Buchstabe is back. gfile.thedispatch.com/p/throwing-dow…
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@RexChapman @maxkellerman And before that, he ran a resort in the Catskills, aptly named "Kellerman's."
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@BillOReilly Add Bill to the never-ending list of those who just don't understand what "freedom of speech" means.
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Americans should be outraged by the banning of Donald Trump from social media. This is the first step to totalitarianism - banning freedom of speech and opposing points of view.
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@CaitlinPacific She found out about the tracking chip in the vaccine, and that was a bridge too far...
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