Shihai Kuroiro

((B'yeah, I'm considering leaving the parody, I figured now would be the time to do it since everyone else is. Coming up with tweet ideas is pretty hard, and coming up with ideas that fit my standard is even harder. I wish everyone well, goodbye.))

OwO whats this??

@GentleYTacc This isnt the quality content I subscribed for.

Oh god oh fuck its so hot outside. I'm literally going to melt. Send help

@ShiningHero530 Thank you my good sir, but I insist you go first.

@mrexplodytits Fucking try me bitch. I'll give you a lobotomy with an incandescent spear. My harem was unsuccessful, now I'll make sure yours will never succeed.

@vantadarkperson Who do you think you’re talking to? I’m gonna give you a goddamn colonoscapy with a rusty spoon, you better watch yourself

Alright I’m bored time to pay people to join my harem

@MonomaStop 😔

why cant somebody fucking love me already

I have a sudden urge to eat mushrooms now.

@BadTouchHandMan Huh?

@vantadarkperson wait what

After pondering this for a while, I have decided to start a harem. I won't stop for anything until I get absolutely everyone.

@BadTouchHandMan Eh, as long as it's a harem i'm a part of.

@vantadarkperson smh just because i‘m a villain doesn’t mean that i will always choose the dark side. How about you join MY fortnite clan and MY harem 😤

@mrexplodytits 😳Bakuroiro would literally be hotter than your explosions😳

@MirukoHero This isn't even about the harem at this point. Kill me by thighs,my life has been nothing but painful.

@vantadarkperson Also I’m not a pedophile

@unoriginalcopy1 Wow, that's kind of rude😔 (meet me in my dorm in 10 minutes)

@vantadarkperson I am ashamed to live on the same Earth as you (in other words, I’ll think about it)

@AllMightTheBest Forgive me, but a harem's gotta do what a harem's gotta do.

@vantadarkperson NANI!!??

@bipolarDeadpool There is no Bubaigaoiro. Get in the harem 🖐😠

@Dabjifortnite Dabihai is quite literally hotter than your flames. Join my harem.

@_MrCompress_ Let me show you a magic trick. I will now pull this Kurompress out of my hat.

@smoke_skin You already have Kuro in your name, its match made in harem heaven.

@himikoparody You're scary, but my harem doesn't discriminate. I am an advocate for Himikoiro and equal treatment!