Various Nonsense

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@AcervoCharts In congressman, that would be the spine.

O menor osso do corpo humano é menor que um grão de arroz. Você sabe onde ele fica?

do woman like this exist

Hey @Fat_Electrician, I found the most Marine drink ever.

@Not_the_Bee Before I read the headline, I thought this was another article about Congress. Still, seeing as it's about a senior home, at least I was close.

This senior home hosts an annual Slip N' Slide day and it's my new favorite thing notthebee.com/tfd78

@LillianneMoo Please keep in mind that while it sucks being laid up with broken ribs, this is the happiest time of your dog's entire life. He gets to lay in your lap and get pets ALL DAY for weeks!

@KlingweldTpfb @TerribleMaps Leaders, not followers.

@TerribleMaps Once again, America does what the entire rest of the world does not, just like its rejection of the metric system.

The global paper divide

@Ani_mangavibes I like how LESS than half of the men are put into male bodies in the middle picture. Apparently "quality" isekai requires men to stop being male. I think someone's telling on themselves...

@victorioerwin51 @FoxNews

@FoxNews He forgot to mention one more thing..😄

"I don't know what the hell that means." President Trump gets laughs while honoring the World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers at the White House after reading a statistic saying they played the longest season in Major League Baseball history. Trump pauses and chuckles, then shrugs it off before continuing to congratulate the team on its historic championship run.

@HLC_actual Maybe a quick note about TERM LIMITS

I swear to god if I ever had a Time Machine nowadays. (walks out into 1787 Philly) “Hey guys big fan of your work but that paper you’re writing can we put something in there about making lobbyists illegal?”

@KirscheVerstahl Seriously? Because USAID got defunded, so we needed a new way to fund fraud and anti-American psyops.

why in the hell????

@Tablesalt13 The Snow Mexicans want to fuck around with us?!?!

‼️JUST IN Doug Ford says Canada could DISMANTLE the USA if all provinces work together:

@HLC_actual @jackunheard

@jackunheard Homie….. this ain’t news. We know

BREAKING: The suspect accused of setting off an explosion and fire at a federal building in NYC is reportedly an anti-ICE left-wing activist.

@BoLoudon I never thought Slick Willie was a bad president. He's an awful, disgusting human being, but he wasn't bad at the job. Other than his bad take gun control, all of his policy positions from back then can be found among moderate Republicans now.

🚨WOW: President Bill Clinton has COPIED President Trump's signature red 45-47 hat, now wearing a red 42 hat. Trump owns our culture and style, and if you can't beat them, join them! Even Bill Clinton can't deny it.

@HLC_actual @IranArmyMedia This is a common opinion in countries where your mother and father are often cousins. 🙄 Everytime one of these smooth-brains encounter a political or socioeconomic problem:

@IranArmyMedia By your same logic your ayatollah and all his homies died for Israel too. Man I didn’t know yall loved the Jews like that.

Trump sent them to war. They paid with their lives. All for Israel. Lt. Tyler James Feehan, 25, of Ewa Beach, Hawaii Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, 19, of Carrollton, Texas.

@nasanokianike @GenObi14 @Rothmus I know europoors have been brainwashed into hating America due to the government run media and rampant censorship, and you have my pity. But the sad fact is you are living in a soon to be Muslim caliphate. Enjoy the standard of living soon being 1200 years in the past. Also...

@GenObi14 @Rothmus Good guy vs bad guy...mééééé superficial sinapses, dualistic small basic brain thinking, get a soda and burger and dont think too much about it, relax, you were not made to think, that's violence these days, go team sheeps.

At least they don’t have guns in Europe *gets stabbed*

@HLC_actual May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits!

Artists who put sirens in their music, I hope both sides of your pillow are warm.

@Reuters *U.S. Special Forces noises*

Ortega says Nicaragua will no longer hold elections reut.rs/4wRLQ6T reut.rs/4wRLQ6T

@Reuters *U.S. Special Forces noises*

Nicaragua's long-serving president, Daniel Ortega, said the Central American country will no longer hold elections, eliminating the possibility of an electoral challenge when his term ends next year and further ‌entrenching the rule he shares with his wife reut.rs/4fMmqSk

🇳🇮#AHORA - El momento en que el régimen de Daniel Ortega anuncia que en Nicaragua no habrá más elecciones, con el fin de evitar que la oposición llegue al poder.