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@klara_sjo no back up today? I'm glad she gives that lady a day off.

It's that time again. It's time for your Daily DANG.

Why is it that fields look so pretty in pictures, but if your yard looked like a field, then it looks like trash?

@callmethebear @BullandBaird

@BullandBaird Imagine the mental gymnastics and farfetched concepts one has to believe to think we actually went to the moon 57 years ago and are flying around in an infinite void called space?

Imagine the math required to make this guess and aim 4 people at a point in space

"I want the club sandwich. I want the cold, Mexican beer. I want a $10,000 a night hooker." Name the movie.

@ClownShow99 @Sassafrass_84

@Sassafrass_84 This is Ai. Who tf shoots left handed? Fucking weirdo

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All physics is out the window when you drop a screw.

@DocAtCDI this will work shockingly well.

trying to put a new battery in my truck but its heavy and hard to reach so I made a battery puller today, can't wait to try it out tomorrow!

@TheTennisLetter Like I've said before: it's tough not to like Foe. Solid dude.

Frances Tiafoe on Kevin Durant leaving when he went to a 3rd set during his match in Houston "I seen KD left when I went 3 sets. He's old as hell so he had to go back and get some rest" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.” Mission specialists like @Astro_Christina train for all roles so they can jump in wherever they’re needed. Sometimes that means fixing vital machinery, like the spacecraft toilet.

@alphafox This would be believable if it was Tom Cruise's face.

Hitchhiking on Artemis II was totally worth it!! 😂

@SoveyX WTH!!

Who are we letting watch our children?

Baya weavers have evolved to build nests with an ‘understanding’ of snake biology The entrance tube points down, while the nest chamber sits above it. To reach the eggs, a snake would have to crawl upwards with no solid surface to push against

@JoelWBerry @IndycarpenterSR

Update: a federal judge has ordered Artemis to return to Earth immediately

OK, 2 things are on my mind today. 1) I really want a mouth watering Italian sub on fresh baked bread. 2) How is that I got a small bump in base pay but my net pay is less than this time last year?

What will the crew of Artemis 2 find on the dark side of the moon?

🚨 The main reason millions of schoolkids watched the Challenger disaster live is because Christa McAuliffe was the first teacher in space. NASA set up special satellite feeds, schools across the country rolled in TVs It wasn’t “almost no one” it was a huge deal in classrooms

idk about you guys but this adulting shit can fck right off. Amirighhtt.

@Network_Guy8 My life has been a lie.

Artemis II crew just sent this back… round earthers you good?