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Scotty V.
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Scotty V.
@vdaddy1969
Pool surface man extraordinaire...dog lover….baseball lover, dad jokes, mild political satire, and sarcastic humor…pool pics….come with me and enjoy the ride.
Tampa, FL Katılım Ocak 2012
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@WallStreetApes @ljjthe2 Did they taste it? That’s shits delicious.
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@LoudOutside She filmed this drunk, at 2 in the afternoon in her robe, unemployed…..
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@BernieSanders Trust me Bernie.
This will not be the issue that causes you to lose elections.
Start with “men can be women”……”open borders” “illegal immigration”.
In fact I’d say probably less than 1% of voters give a flying f$ck about this issue. Haha.
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@PramilaJayapal Maybe your pals “sex slush fund” could go to Medicare f@cking hypocrite.
ALL of you steal our money and waste it.
Stop crying about one thing you don’t like while being complicit in wasting 1000x more in fraud.
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Republicans say we can't afford Medicare for All – but somehow we can always find the money for:
🏌🏽 Trump's luxury golf trips
🪖 Unconstitutional wars nobody asked for
💰 Tax breaks for billionaires and corporations
Don't buy the lie. We can afford to take care of each other.
We just have to decide that people matter more than profits.
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@HistorianUSA1 @XtexasgirlX Her next video will be complaining that airline seats don’t fit her “medical conditions”……
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😱 I AM IN COMPLETE SHOCK RIGHT NOW — JAW ON THE FLOOR! 💀😂
Just watched this wild lady, who aspires to be the next Olivia Julianna, as she destroys SIX orders of barbecue ribs, TWO POUNDS of corn, and TWO POUNDS of cheesy pasta… in under 3 minutes! Then she licks chocolate cake crumbs like it’s dessert.
Her kid brings FOUR huge fried chicken & fries combos. She inhales them, still hungry, and has her 5-year-old microwave sausages for more sandwiches.
On the way to the store? She makes her husband stop for a super-sized burger combo in the car!
I gained 20 pounds just watching. My breakfast feels personally attacked. 😂
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@JasmineForUS You’re like old food in the fridge. Old, moldy and smelly but I’m too lazy to clean you out of my feed…
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The meltdown over Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is truly something EVERYONE needs to pay attention to. You see, as the first & only black woman to ever serve on the court, she had to be 10 times better than most… She continues to flex her brilliance in oral arguments & many dissents.
Please note that by the time a black woman ascends to a powerful position, she Definitely Earned It… if you have any questions… let’s talk about Senator, now Secretary Mullin… or please pull the resumes of some of the other justices before entering this chat… actually just don’t, it’s not a debate, these are FACTS (alternative facts = LIES).
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@EricLDaugh Haha. And I thought Kamala was the dumbest person who thought they could be president.
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@Sassafrass_84 I feel sorry for the lipstick. It doesn’t deserve that.
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@nettermike Too bad it wasn’t a huge suv.
Play stupid games,
Win stupid prizes.
Guaranteed he’s unemployed and on welfare.
Ignorant imbecile.
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Horse kicks No Kings protester after he tries to block LAPD with his body—now some are calling for a lawsuit, saying LAPD shouldn’t be training horses to kick protesters
A protester steps directly in front of officers on horseback, attempting to stop them with his body.
Moments later, the horse kicks out, sending him to the ground. Holy Horse
When will they learn ?
Think the protesters should be trained or the horse?

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@ThomasSowell And clearly less access to adderall. Holy shit she’s zooted.
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@officer_Lew She handled it like an adult and on her way in minutes. No drama. No violence. No screaming racism. No getting kicked off the flight or arrested.
Dealt with the situation like an adult.
This should be a tutorial on how to behave.
Kudos ma’am.
She should be made famous.
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WATCH🚨: Woman heading to her flight got stopped by TSA after their scanner detected metal around her head. She started laughing, knowing they'd make her remove her hat.
She didn’t want to take it off because she hadn’t done her hair…so she wore a hat with a wig attached for comfort.
TSA still made her take the wig off in front of everyone.
Do you think they went too far trying to embarrass her, or were they just doing their job? Thoughts?!
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@PramilaJayapal Because anything the government gets its hands on leads to extraordinary fraud by people like yourself.
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Why is the United States the only wealthy country in the world where people have to choose between paying rent and going to the doctor?
It's not because we can't afford it. We spend MORE on health care than any other nation on earth – and our people get less in return.
Our system is designed to make insurance executives rich off American suffering.
Medicare for All fixes that. We must deliver.
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@TimRunsHisMouth Constantly talking about how ignorant and ret@rded the cast of the view is like constantly talking about water being wet.
Same with Don lemon and joy Reid and all the others.
We know they have the iq of lake sludge already.
Cancelling them all would be the best thing to do
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@WallStreetApes @redonnam The “sex slush fund” is all you need to know to tell you what pieces of shit your government representatives are.
Both sides.
They don’t care about women, victims, or justice. They only care about themselves and using it all for political propaganda and lies and power.
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TMZ flips the script and does real reporting. They finally call out Democrats and say EVERYONE in congress needs to be voted out
They have evidence of Congress partying like they’re on Spring Break while everyone else has to deal with the shutdown
“It's not the other party, it's both parties and we are kind of sick of the way they are patronizing us and that's why we're doing this. Something has to change”
“We have talked about what we call the outer movement, OWTA out with their asses, voting everybody out, even the ones you like to reset things and make it clear to the next group.
Here is our expectation that you will keep the government open, that federal workers will get paid. And if you don't do that, we're gonna throw you out. Like we threw your predecessors out. So that seems to be the only maybe last resort of regaining some power”
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@Bubblebathgirl The dumbest thing ever was arresting him for the church protest and making him relevant again. They should have arrested everyone else and left him alone and ignored. That would have been a complete ego disaster for him and hilarious.
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Don Lemon says that influencers aren’t journalists and that you need “a background and you’ve studied it and you have experience as a journalist then you’re a journalist. Once a journalist always a journalist.” But then he says Megyn Kelly isn’t a journalist because he doesn’t consider her to be one.
Lemon is always contradicting himself and is a non-stop narcissist. He’s your typical Democrat activist—and he’s definitely not a journalist.
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@mikeroweworks @KrsForce That’s way too much writing to say Jimmy Kimmel is an unfunny ignorant douche bag. We all know that already.
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If you haven’t heard, and even if you have, Jimmy Kimmel said this about Markwayne Mullin, former Senator from Oklahoma, and our newest Secretary of Homeland Security:
“We have a plumber now protecting us from terrorism.”
Apparently, there has been some backlash. Plumbers were offended, obviously, as were parents of plumbers, spouses of plumbers, children of plumbers, and millions of people who have had a plumber show up when they needed one. Comedians were also offended, (the funny ones, anyway,) along with a surprising number of terrorists - especially those with access to hot and cold running water. However, in spite of the ensuing kerfuffle, @jimmykimmel doubled down.
“I’m not upset that the head of Homeland Security was a plumber,” he said, “I’m upset that he isn’t still a plumber." He further elucidated by adding, "I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet, OK? We all have our areas of expertise.”
Being offended is always a choice, and I don’t choose to be offended by a joke, even one that comes at the expense of the skilled tradespeople my foundation tries to elevate. But I am a tad butt hurt by the suggestion that skilled workers should never evolve into something new, and that competence is somehow limited to one vocation. Obviously, expertise and skill are important. If I need a new kidney, I’d prefer a doctor do the surgery, not a late-night talk show host. But if the doctor in question used to host a talk show, why would I hold that against him?
Ten years ago, during one of the presidential debates, @MarcoRubio answered a workforce-related question by arguing that America needed to get shop class back into high schools. He concluded by saying, “What our country needs are more welders and fewer philosophers.” A lot of people on this page commented that Rubio and I were singing from the same hymnal, but in fact, we weren’t. At least not entirely. Because I don’t think the current shortage of welders has anything to do with an overabundance of philosophers. In fact, I think it’s a mistake to promote one vocation at the expense of the other. What we really need in this country, are more welders who can talk intelligently about Aristotle, and more philosophers who can run an even bead. More Generals, in other words, who can fix their own toilets, and more plumbers who can hold a powerful government job.
This is what Mullin did. He was a private citizen who mastered an essential skill and then turned that skill into a multi-million-dollar company that employed a lot of people and served a lot of customers. That gave him the freedom to do other things with his life, including a career in public service which got him into Congress, where he’s spent the last eleven years doing whatever Congressmen do. Now, he has a very consequential position in the Cabinet of the current administration.
Is that not the embodiment of the American Dream? I get that Jimmy Kimmel might have a problem with Mullin’s politics, but what possible objection could he have about the trajectory of his career, or his desire to do more than one thing with his life?
The only sensible thing to do in the wake of a moment this tone deaf, is remind America that the skills gap is wide, and getting wider. The shortage of skilled tradespeople is now headline news and closing it is nothing less than a matter of national security. This year, my foundation has set aside $10 million dollars to help train the next generation of plumbers, and lots of other essential workers. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of AI-proof, six figure jobs that don't require a four-year degree, waiting to be filled. The money is currently available to anyone who wants to master a useful skill at mikeroweworks.org. Apply today.
As for those of you genuinely offended by Kimmel's comments, consider expressing your disappointment with a modest donation to mikeroweWORKS. Our work ethic scholarship is making a real difference, and your money will be well spent, I promise. The donate button is big and red and hard to miss, at mikeroweworks.org
I’d love to chat but I’ve gotta pull a rat out of my toilet…

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