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@joan_reals 🤣🤣🤣

I've been wondering why our bull doesn't climb cows. I even thought maybe it was hit on the potatoes that's why it doesn't have mandacu. So jana i got home very late & used a different route. Thats when I met with my uncle. Kumbe he is the one who unties it from the cowshed , uses it to pull a cart to the market then returns it before 5am. No wonder the cow is always tired. Ndio tunaelekea kwa chief saa hizi.

@stats_feed Must be Mt. Elgon..Been there, the bat poop reached ankle deep, then we turned back... It's said elephants bury their dead deep in the cave, and that it also comes out in Uganda.

🇰🇪 There is a cave in Kenya that contains a virus with an 88% mortality rate. And it is currently open to the public.

@dkimathi5 Aii..machos tupu.

Red soil is great for a foundation. Until you want to build above two stories. Then it's like pouring concrete into oatmeal.

@chiselix @FerdyOmondi For sure.. I experienced the same.

@FerdyOmondi Total equally, could only buy fuel from Rubi's. My loyalty has shifted to them. Wakunywe hio mafuta!.

Shell which had a glaring shortage of fuel before the massive price hike has suddenly discovered fuel in its reserves and is selling again.

@FerdyOmondi Even Total, especially za Karen..

@_AerysII Just spoke to some Gen-Zs, they love working for the Kenyan government, because they do nothing and get paid 'good' money on time. Even their bosses don't show up for work.

This is Kenya’s public service in a nutshell, the largest consumer of Kenyan taxes lol. Approximately KES 1 trillion goes into paying these bastards annually

@LarryMadowo John Cena.. and may be Papa Shango

Which wrestler should I beat while I’m here?

@wayne_gakuo @ronnieonly Kenya, Uganda, South Sudan, Ethiopia.hehe

@veekiy @ronnieonly Kila mtu anavuta upande wake 😆

Is it me or did our border with South Sudan change? The last time I remember tracing it out on a cutout for our GHC/Social Studies map drawing assignments, the dotted line was a straight line that touched ridge depression at the top. Interesting 🤔

@wayne_gakuo @ronnieonly Gold and oil.

@ronnieonly This is interesting. I never noticed the disparity until now on Google Maps. I was wondering when this changed. Any reason as to why it's a contested area?

@moneyacademyKE So the story of sub-standard oil is a big lie.. because KPC would not accept it. My view.

Quality check Fuel is tested before storage. Only fuel that meets standards is accepted.

Here is how fuel moves from the Gulf to your car in Kenya Save the thread below:

Thank you, Wanyama 🤗🇰🇪 As @VictorWanyama calls time on his illustrious playing career, drop your favorite moments below 💬

@VictorWanyama @alexisaboke Godspeed

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

@NdunguWainaina I've seen one on Muthithi road, just about to be opened. I was shocked. Umeijua?

All petrol stations and LPG gas plants located near residential estates in Nairobi have been ordered to relocate with immediate effect following the fire at the Total Fourways Petrol Station.

@sholard_mancity How did someone even think of this? Tanzania has vast amounts of gas, so why not get from them? We have a long way to go as Africa.

Kenya almost handed over its entire LPG market to Saudi Arabia, Aramco. Yes. ENTIRE. According to Opiyo Wandayi, the deal was simple: - Aramco was to give Kenya ~KSh 2.5 BILLION - Kenya was to use it to build LPG infrastructure + cheap cylinders BUT in return... Aramco becomes the SOLE supplier of LPG to Kenya for Many YEARS Meaning there would be : ❌ No imports from Tanzania ❌ No imports from Mozambique ❌ No competition Even if Aramco LPG was more expensive than Tanzanian or Mozambican LPG. Then, Wandayi says the government pulled out because Aramco refused to release ALL the money in ONE lump sum; they wanted to give it in phases. And that’s where things get VERY suspicious.... Why would a government insist on billions being wired upfront? 🤨 In a country already drowning in corruption scandals? Kenyans are not stupid. And here’s the biggest question nobody is asking: Why are we taking LOANS to “make gas cheaper”… Instead of simply CUTTING TAXES on LPG? You don’t need billions to lower prices. You need honesty. Honestly, this deal smells like: - A monopoly trap for Kenya - And a possible upfront cash grab behind the scenes We might have just dodged something dangerous. But the govt owes Kenyans the FULL truth.

@moneyacademyKE This is the 1st time I've heard of KIPPRA

MPs now want KNBS and KIPPRA to use Sh1 billion sitting idle to buy an office block and cut rent costs.

There's a Kenyan, a mighty Kenyan 🇰🇪🎶

@ncakenya Sunpark Contractor along Airport Road is dumping construction waste on the road. Please have a look at it as it causing damage to the road. The pin location is below maps.app.goo.gl/b6dpY5Lk7k5mLg…

@mungaikihanya @ntsa_kenya Ajaribu pia 50kph, pale link Redhill Linkroad

Remember the time they cut the limit on Mombasa Rd from City Cabanas to town to 60km/h? I challenged the then boss of @ntsa_kenya, Francis Meja, to drive me on that stretch in my car on a Sunday maintaining 60km/h. He didn't respond! share.google/o7QQitBcKbUYfb…

@fredmungai @AdamMaina_ I think a case was recently ruled, and someone is about to block some windows..hehe

@AdamMaina_ In many countries there is a law against a window or opening that allows looking into neighbours property. Am sure there is one in Kenya but never enforced.

Privacy with boundaries 😂