Parakeets playing Parcheesi

@mama_dance9 Denver is only 12 hours from everywhere in the Midwest

@DreaTheVirgo777 @Sturgillsimp Or to be associated with jam music…

If you listen to the lyrics of “You Can Have The Crown” by @Sturgillsimp and think he wants anything to do w modern “country” music youre not fuckin listening.

@OhioTate I just saw this dude in the Westin lobby

Mintzy’s friend Elliot (spent 6.5 years together at Ole Miss) has picked us up from the airport in his Jeep Wrangler. Cigarettes are being smoked in the front seat. I have reason to believe that other substances were previously consumed in the back seat.

@PopularLiberal As dave chappelle would say, “ you were in on the heist, you just didn’t like your cut”

BOOM! UNREAL: Megyn Kelly just triggered the alarm: Are MAGA loyalists finally having their come-to-Jesus moment? Kelly: “After 14 years inside Fox News, I’m exposing what viewers refuse to see—how the network morphed from news into a propaganda machine designed purely to cheerlead wars, worship Trump, and feed you manufactured rage instead of facts.”

@_vandul Clearly Ari Shaffir

Rest now, Alex Pretti. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.

@wsbradio why are you lying about temperatures? I heard on air that it was 28 in midtown, and that precept was freezing when it hit the ground. Lies to try to scare people, just deceitful behavior. Check your update girl.

@AlexTran677026 Why she look like Miley Cyrus?

Despite the film's reputation as one of the biggest box-office failures of all time, it was number one at the box office in its first week of release. The next week, with the release of Beverly Hills Cop II (1987), the film quickly dropped to fourth place. The general public considered this movie as a flop, but Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, and Edgar Wright are fans of the film. Scorsese called it one of his favourite movies. Can you guess the movie name?

@JCMilby @ShortStopBall In freeman’s case he gets nothing if he doesn’t finish out his contract as a dodger. His deal had some interesting clauses, his agent fucked him if you ask me

@ShortStopBall Would you be shocked if the Dodgers started trading pieces away in a year or two while they still have some value and find some dumb sucker to pay all of those deferrals?

A potential Hall of Famer getting money dumped twice in his career is just wild to me.

@DOBrienATL So he plays his best baseball in Dec, awesome. Playing this much and not letting your body rest is why he is always injured.

Acuña is fired up and firing them up in Venezuela. #Braves star looks good, putting it mildly.

@RealBobTheDog @TheLandoShow Outside of Ohio state who in the big ten can compete, face it the bottom half of the sec can beat everyone in the top half of the big ten excluding Ohio state. North western is a cupcake btw

@TheLandoShow Welcome to big boy ball. Big Ten teams have not been afraid to schedule top SEC teams as well as their 9 game conference schedule. Why is the SEC scared to do the same? This year Texas had 3 cupcakes OOC.

SEC teams are playing 9 game conference schedules in 2026. If Texas misses the playoff, the entire landscape/pageantry of College Football changes. This is a difficult position for the CFP committee to be in, but they have a chance to set the precedent.

@BrooksAustinBA wearing a tech press vest..,still love you

Starbucks, where you pay extra to wait longer for a simple cup of coffee…

@5149jamesli @EricLDaugh Stick to journalism, stop op ed rage baiting

@EricLDaugh I hate Democrats as much as anybody else, but can someone explain to me how this is their fault if Republicans control both the House and Senate?

🚨 BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after the U.S. might be FORCED to close down American skies because Chuck Schumer kept the government shutdown SEC. DUFFY: "If you bring us to a week from today, Democrats, you WILL see mass chaos. You may see us close certain parts of the airspace because we just cannot manage it!" FIX IT, CHUCK. Or havoc will ensue.

@DaveF937 Why does he look like a fat version of Billy strings ?

I love cookin', & this dude does things so different.

@ChefReactions Before the pandemic numerous fast food places were on the brink of bankruptcy, now most of them are thriving again…

@RootSwego @MAVERIC68078049 I wondered if anyone else would recognize this is clearly from the last phish run at MSG

@MAVERIC68078049 that is from a Phish show , it’s real , they are drones , I was there

If you think that project blue beam aka massive holographic fake alien invasion designed to cause the world to unite under the NWO sounds outrageous and technologically impossible, watch this recent holographic spectacle at Madison Square garden. What's real anymore and what's fake? You decide that.

@ribzoftiktok It’s called beurre montè you twat

And once again, the secret is....

@ribzoftiktok This is called crème fraîche…

Sour cream only requires 2 ingredients?!

@BeaneaterB And this is why he will never win a championship

I LOVE Bryce Harper. This is some next level cringe my dude. You didn’t even bring home the championship.

@TeetMe I used to smoke cigs in the uga student section and would blow smoke in anyone’s face who threatened to call security. Times they are a changin…

I’m sorry I thought this was America