Vendetta 🇵🇸🇧🇩

🚨 JUST NOW: The entirety of US Congress ERUPTS in a standing ovation when King Charles III drops this line “Magna Carta is cited in at least 160 Supreme Court cases in 1789, not least as the foundation of the principle that executive power is subject to CHECKS AND BALANCES."

King Charles: I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing. I'm sorry to say that we British of course made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.

Nothing funnier than this not being a false flag to institute emergency executive powers but instead being a false flag to institute ballroom

Marx thought calculus was fake because he thought he had disproven derivatives.

Leftists hate Lee Kuan Yew because he showed in one generation that good governance is a technical and operational endeavor, not a moral performance or an exercise in redistributive grievance.

When Trump was in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel he asked the secret of her great success. Merkel told him you have to have intelligent people around you. "How do you know if someone is intelligent?" asked Trump. "Let me demonstrate." She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, he’s your father's son but not your brother. Who is it?" Without hesitation Schäuble answered, “Quite simply, it's me!" "You see," Merkel told Trump, "this is how I test a person’s intelligence." Thrilled, when Trump flew home he called Mike Pence and asked him the same question. ”He’s your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?" After much back and forth, Pence said, “I have no idea, but I’ll try to find out the answer by tomorrow!" Of course Pence couldn’t figure it out and decided to seek advice from former President Obama, so he called him and said, “Mr. Obama, it's your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?" Obama answered, “Easy, it's me!" Happy to have found the answer, Pence called Trump and said triumphantly, "I have the answer, it's Barack Obama!" Trump raged and shouted, "No, you jackass, it's Wolfgang Schäuble!"

every Iranian embassy has its own personality and different posting patterns now The embassy of Sweden is posting woke pronounces shit while the south African embassy is praising hitler

Folks of the 4 least developed states will decide the future of the country

Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has just called to congratulate us on our victory.

Ronald Reagan, I believe after seeing a child suffering in the devastation, famously telephoned Israeli Prime Minister Begin and demanded an immediate stop to the bombing. "It is a holocaust", Reagan said (to which Begin drily answered "I know what a Holocaust is"). Reagan was unmoved by Begin's arguments. As he recorded in his diary: "I was angry. I told him it had to stop or our entire future relationship was endangered. I used the word holocaust deliberately & said the symbol of his war was becoming a picture of a 7 month old baby with it’s arms blown off. [...] Twenty mins. later he called to tell me he’d ordered an end to the barrage and plead for our continued friendship." Apparently, Reagan is supposed to have commented to his aides "I didn't know I had that kind of power!".

Good morning everyone. Here’s the data: sex triggered a post coital prolactin surge, driving vagal tone 23% above baseline and holding it there for 7 hours straight, producing a 100% sleep score and 86% recovery. The body and mind are pretty happy with the situation.

first in my bloodline to see American stock market being dictated by a single tweet from a guy from Lahore.

When Trump pussies out tonight, his message will go something like this: "I am pleased to announce that Iran has agreed to save the lives of its great and wonderful people and make a deal! Therefore, I am postponing the Total and Complete Devastation of their bridges and nuclear powerplants for one week. There is still a chance for Iran to become a respected country, the likes of which the world has never seen, if they do the right thing. We have already won this war, Totally and Completely. Do the right thing! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" What do you think? Did I miss anything? 😏

There's a physicist at Stanford named Safi Bahcall who modeled this exact principle and the math is wild. He calls it "phase transitions in human networks." When you're stationary, your probability of a lucky event is limited to your existing surface area: the people you already know, the places you already go, the ideas you've already been exposed to. Your opportunity window is fixed. When you move, your collision rate with new nodes in a network increases nonlinearly. Double your movement (new conversations, new cities, new projects) and your probability of a serendipitous encounter doesn't double. It roughly quadruples. Because each new node connects you to their entire network, not just to them. Richard Wiseman ran a 10-year study at the University of Hertfordshire tracking self-described "lucky" and "unlucky" people. The single biggest differentiator wasn't IQ, education, or family money. Lucky people scored significantly higher on one trait: openness to experience. They talked to strangers more, varied their routines more, and said yes to invitations at nearly twice the rate. The "unlucky" group followed the same routes, ate at the same restaurants, and talked to the same 5 people. Their networks were closed loops. No new inputs, no new collisions. Luck isn't random. Luck is surface area. And surface area is a function of movement. The lobster emoji is doing more work than most people realize. Lobsters grow by shedding their shell when it gets too tight. The growth requires a period of total vulnerability. No protection, no armor, soft body exposed to the ocean. That's the cost of movement nobody posts about. You have to be uncomfortable first. The new shell only hardens after you've already moved.

You could tell an American this was filmed in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and they’d believe you. It’s Tehran.

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

🇮🇷 Iranian woman: "The world was underestimating Iran, it thought that we would not be able to achieve anything under sanctions; but they were mistaken."

Iranian musician Ali Ghamsari has staged a sit-in outside the Damavand power plant in protest against US and Israeli threats to target vital infrastructure. Ghamsari said he would remain at the site and play music there in hopes of helping prevent attacks on energy facilities.

President Trump has openly announced a plan to conduct the EXACT definition of genocide against the Iranian people! The MADNESS MUST STOP NOW!!

If 10 years ago you told someone that 1) a Jewish comedian who depicted himself on live TV playing a piano with his wiener 2) And a former Syrian Al Qaeda commander Would 1) lead their respective nations 2) hug it out openly as allies They’d consider you schizophrenic