Total waste of snakes

Despite my relatively low lifetime score on CAPCHAs, I assure you I am not a bot.

@shawlocalnews my Grandfather Robert Johnson owned a restaurant in Kankakee called the Grove. I was wondering if you had info about it historically. My dad Joseph worked there as a teen but that’s about all I know. -well, that and that child Elvis Presley was a customer there

@AmyA1A @u_s_first @jake__traylor @elonmusk @nikitabier It’s like that Ted Cruz rally during his run for president when the camera man widened out and showed it was empty. He dropped out the next day

Turning Point USA seems to have misestimated crowd size for Vance. Akins Ford Arena less than 25% filled for the vice president.

@u_s_first @BezierPentool @jake__traylor @elonmusk @nikitabier This is so easy to shore correct! Show the photos from when it was full!

@BezierPentool @jake__traylor @elonmusk @nikitabier Its even more obvious no one is on stage in that picture.. thanks. Ffs... And they pipe in audio before events. Very common.

@MarshallFSmith @u_s_first @BezierPentool @jake__traylor @elonmusk @nikitabier Erika says NOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE

@BA_Sports32 @u_s_first @BezierPentool @jake__traylor @elonmusk @nikitabier “Before I go out, play audio of when I stutter half-heartedly through defense of Trump

@u_s_first @BezierPentool @jake__traylor @elonmusk @nikitabier Wait, so before the event they pipe in audio of JD Vance saying things he hasn’t said yet … but will say … when he eventually goes on stage?! That is your f’ing position?!

@u_s_first @jake__traylor @elonmusk @nikitabier I love when people use chatGPT to back up their arguments.

@jake__traylor Ladies and Gentlemen, For your approval: Jake is a lying sack of monkey shit. This is BEFORE the event. If you zoom in, there is no one on the stage. I'm so sick of disingenuous cunts who call themselves journalists. @elonmusk @nikitabier Here's another one to demonetize.

@silverscrub @drmistercody People love conspiracy theories because they want the idea that there are competent people in charge. They want the idea that there is more to this life than trying to earn enough money to buy the shit we see on instagram.

@drmistercody It's becoming increasingly obvious the story is useful in some way for the government to nurture and promote, that this is being amplified and coordinated, and that multiple institutions are bought in. But to what end?

This stuff is so annoying. Did this information make YOU become unglued and set the world on fire? Then shut up! You're full of shit!

@silverscrub @drmistercody To cosplay as a functional important institution. “TFG is keeping this blue marble spinning - BARELY. We must all praise him. Biden that idiot could never do it. We all still hate Biden right? Be careful or he’ll be back!”

@Bilbo_Haggis @JomboyMedia wow. you took it to a racist place. guy bad at his job: "is it because he's black?" no, you're bad at being a human and you're white. (I know, because you're complaining about race on twitter the most white thing a person can do)

@JomboyMedia Alright…I don’t know really anything about CB other than the blunders at the start of this season. So this question truly comes from a place of ignorance, but…is this a DEI hire issue??

CB Bucknor strikes again, this time saying the runner did not touch first base. He very clearly did

@SnazzyLabs @reckless @shishirmehrotra about 2/3 of the way though I opened robinhood to see if I could short Superhuman's stock. (It's not publicly traded though.)

Just finished @reckless’s Decoder podcast episode with Superhuman/Grammarly CEO @shishirmehrotra and holy cow, what a disaster. I have had Grammarly as a sponsor in the past, but I am refusing to work with them going forward. Absolutely clownish handling of AI/likeness/etc.

@ByzantineBarbie @HQNewsNow Actually I think this would seem very likely in 1998, and less likely each year since, all the way to today

@HQNewsNow Going back in time to 1998 and showing this video to someone and watching their head explode

Melania Trump enters the room with a robot

@theJoshMeister @appleinsider Okay. But as a daily Mac news reader I did not know this and it’s important that it reaches enough eyeballs, you would agree? So if they omit the word “New” then I assume you have no issue with the headline? But what happens to the algorithm when you drop the word new? Punished.

@appleinsider New? No. Not even close. ClickFix attacks have been ongoing for about 2 years now (since March 2024, if not earlier).

Hackers have a new tool called ClickFix. The new attack vector combines fake human-verification prompts with malware, which tries to trick users into running Terminal commands to bypass macOS security appleinsider.com/articles/26/03…

@SnazzyLabs @TesCalendar1 Officer I would like to report a murder

@TesCalendar1 The solution is to have babies but then not live with them like Elon does.

I just want to take a minute and saw WHAT THE HECK IS ELON THINKING. First off, he says to have more kids. Great, I’m all for that and working on that. Then he says we are all going to trade our personal cars for Robotaxi’s? Ok ok… if you’re single, you may not understand how absolutely historical this notion is. Situation 1: My family of 4 wants to go out to dinner. We have 2 kids in car seats. I haul a Robotaxi. Crap it’s just a 2 seater. Now we hail one bigger (Model Y?). Cool, we can all fit. Now I dimply around the back seat for 30 minutes properly installing 2 car seats. Now we load up the kids, get in the front seats, and we are FINALLY off. Then we get there. So now I need to remove 2 car seats and somehow carry 2 kids AND 2 car seats inside the restaurant. This is boarder line impossible but hey, it’s fine. All in the name of Elon’s mission. And this is actually the easier scenario. And oh yeah, we get to do this all over again just to go home, not to mention if we wanted to make other stops. Each stop you get to do this again and again and again… wow. Scenario 2: We want to visit family 200mi away as we frequently do. Same load up difficulties as before but it’s amplified… by a lot. Now we need a stroller, pack and play, toys, diaper bags, coolers, luggage for all of us, and more! So now the Robotaxi comes and waited for us to load for a good hour. If I’m being honest, that’s a huge underestimate. But that’s besides the point. So we try to cram all of that in a Model Y (FYI - it won’t fit. That’s why we sold our Y for a BUZZ) and we are off. 200 miles of being chauffeured. Suddenly, one of the kids isn’t feeling good and throws up. Shoot, we didn’t bring the proper rags to clean this mess up. Now what? When we use to own a car extra supplies like this just lived in the car! Ugh. Whatever, we use that But the annoyance continues. We get there, unload, and the Robotaxi takes off. We made it. Now we can enjoy family. We usually stay at the grandparents house BUT WAIT, now we want to go over to the aunt and uncles (real scenario). So now there’s 6 of us, crud. We need TWO Robotaxi’s. And now I get to do the fun of scenario 1 all over again. So we visit the aunt and uncles and now I get to do it AGAIN. And now we want to go out to dinner and I get to do it AGAIN. TWICE. You get the point, to say this is incredibly impractical is a drastic understatement. Seriously, WHO THOUGHT THIS THROUGH?!?! And I’m not even going to try to explain how the great American vacation is also ruined by this. Long story short, the amount of people willing to give up their personal vehicles is close to zero.

claude code is fucking insane i know literally NOTHING about coding. ZERO. and i just built a fully functioning web app in minutes http://localhost:3000/ check it out

@FingerpickinJD @RepAndreCarson That’s not borne out by the copious video evidence.

ICE shot a man on the ground point blank. I voted against DHS funding this week, and the Senate has the chance to follow suit next week. Republicans: Wake up. Our government is killing its own people.

@beckydotdata @RepAndreCarson Honestly as a gun advocate I am shocked you’re not defending the victim here. We have 2A to prevent this kind of bullshit. The government disarmed a legal open carry then shot him point blank. How can you be on the side of that?

@RepAndreCarson STFU Andre, you ain't part of this except for the thug part.

@grok @ChuckClarkJr @RepAndreCarson Grok the question was poorly worded. the person shot was armed, legally, before the agents disarmed him, then put him on the ground and then shot him five times at point blank range. At the time of the shooting he was not armed. Owning and carrying a weapon is legal in USA

@ChuckClarkJr @RepAndreCarson According to DHS official statements cited in reports from NYT, CNN, and Al Jazeera, the man killed by federal agents in Minneapolis on January 24, 2026, was armed with a handgun. Video shows a struggle but not the initial encounter. Investigations are ongoing.

@HickryBill @RepAndreCarson Yes he was a citizen of the United States. Do you retract your unhinged and incomprehensible tweet?

@Dr_JLPatriot @RepAndreCarson He was disarmed, then shot point blank. You can see it all on video. Is this what you want the government to do to its citizens? You sir are the liar. Will you retract your claim now?

@RepAndreCarson he pulled a gun you fuckin lunatic. Your words endanger law enforcement, you should resign. You would allow these dangerous criminals into Indiana and not blink an eye if they killed our law enforcement. gross, lying bastard.

@RepAndreCarson Thank you Rep Cason for your bravery on this. I’m proudly in your district. Your mother would have given them hell-I know she expects you too as well.