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@RepNancyMace Different standards in the Oval?

Congress has such a low bar, the least we could say is r*pists and s*xual predators shouldn’t serve. Expel every single one.

@RepLuna Any luck with doing so with the Presidency?

We have successfully drained part of the swamp this week with the resignation of two very corrupt members of Congress. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@LeafsPapi_ New management best put in a dress code and take back ownership of this franchise. Say what you will about a dress code, I don’t see Crosby dressing like this.

Fuck Willy, can’t be dressing like that and the young guys are coming in with suits and ties

@PGATUOR You either have the best score after 72 or you don’t. Why is there a need to rewrite how golf works.

Let’s not forget that Scottie had his C game and almost won the Masters

@JeffEisenband They should only play 3 rounds of go…..oh wait, there is a group doing that already. Dumb take. 4 rounds is a tournament, frame it how you like, Scheffler did not do enough over 72 holes.

Scottie Scheffler beat Rory McIlroy by 11 shots on the weekend and became the first player since 1942 to go bogey-free in both the 3rd and Final rounds and still lost by 1

@BrysonBets @UsedGolfFacts I wasn’t aware

@vihutchref @UsedGolfFacts They don’t check every players clubs, they randomly select a handful of players, 2 tourneys later Rory got randomly selected and oh look at that, his driver is severely illegal!

Rory is only 18 holes away from winning a major with USGA-conforming equipment for the first time in over a decade.

@Mister_OilDaddy @ImBreckWorsham @Selkis_2028 You can dispute it?

@ImBreckWorsham @Selkis_2028 Bullshit. You sleaze bags have no dignity or moral compass whatsoever. Unbelievable.

Joe Kent says Israel knows something about the Butler shooting that it used to blackmail Trump. Two guesses as to what that is.

@BrysonBets @UsedGolfFacts Not inspected by PGA? Not endorsed? Seems a little ambiguous?

@vihutchref @UsedGolfFacts Thinned his driver face, which makes a driver significantly more accurate

@otokyo__ 20

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

The age old MLB axiom. You will win 50, you will lose 50, what you do with the other 62 determines your position in the standings. Let’s not panic just yet about @BlueJays Playoffs aren’t for 6.5 months.

@BrettNa70273495 @newstart_2024 Interesting take. Kitchen, bedroom, living space, all furnished through IKEA, no issues. Going on 10 years.

Ikea is cheap Chinese chipboard, poor quality, disposable, it's very popular with a lot of people and good business for Ikea but it's generally not the choice of anyone with means or the "intelligent". Ikea is mass produced crap that has become popular, sort of like Pandora jewellery.

“Rich people don’t buy furniture at Ikea.” Zlatan Ibrahimović’s instant reply: “But intelligent people do.” When his wife found a house with no furniture, the broker tried to shame them. Zlatan shut it down with one perfect line. Zero filter. Maximum swagger.

@BrysonBets @UsedGolfFacts What was the blatant cheating? First I’m hearing of it and I consider myself fairly up to date on current events.

@UsedGolfFacts And everyone just swept it under the rug! He blatantly cheated and they framed the club he did it with, just unreal. All makes sense after seeing them drench the course Thursday night cause Rory wasn’t happy

@lady_valor_07 Meal Team 6

What branch does he serve in?

@Hero_OfThe_Day There is no more unlikeable toddler on the planet.

LeBron has done this twice this season. Since when is it not an automatic ejection for putting your hands on a referee?? NBA is playing favorites again. TV ratings will eventually drown 🤡🤡

@Benofoesuwa @interesting_aIl Most fragile professional toddler on the planet.

@interesting_aIl Still the greatest to have done it. Haters everywhere

The Lakers look so tired of LeBron's pregame ritual 😭

@MartinCostanz @tomandmartys In private? With 100,000 in attendance? That would be some type of sorcery.

@tomandmartys you can’t convince me they didn’t water some parts of the course in private before he teed off!

Conspiracy theory that is true: ANGC fucked over the PM/AM wave to make sure Rory is in final group tomorrow.

@_sorrengailll I stay around 50 nights a year, never once have recited my room number. They write it on the cardholder and hand it to me. Must be a “chain” policy? The chain I frequent has never done this. Ever.

Anyone in here work at a hotel front desk? This is for you. STOP ANNOUNCING ROOM NUMBERS WHEN YOU HAND OVER THE KEY.

@HQNewsNow The first rule of engagement; when you’re competition is making mistakes, Do Not interrupt them. When they seem not to be on point, Do Not wake them up. The Democrats seem to have understood the long game. GOP seems to not have a way out.

Candace Owens to Trump: It seems like you can't put together a serious thought. People will not fight behind, beside, or for someone who is fundamentally disloyal. MAGA is no longer commanded by you. You belong to the Epstein class

@DougWahl1 She eligible for a pardon?

SHE TOOK HER PHONE ON THE COURSE! Kai Trump is coming under criticism, and possibly facing a life-time ban from Augusta National after posting several pictures. Phones are prohibited at the Masters! Those who break the rule are restricted from ever coming back. Your Thoughts?

@jakebeleafs Pridham’s title should be The Fixer

Pres: Gillis GM: Mehta AGM: Mike Johnson AGM: Wick AGM Analytics: Metcalf Permanent AGM forever: Pridham