anthony berghain

@MarlboroRed20s Paying twice the rent to look after your mould collection and rising damp ain’t the deal it seems

ima be real wit you chief, no one wanna sublet a room in your brunswick sharehouse for 28 days during your european summer holiday

@josephcallander Caulfield North-West represent

When I lived in St Kilda East I would just say St Kilda.

And just how many of them have big asses

When the weather reaches t-shirt and/or shorts weather, you realise just how many IT dudes work in the city

@MarlboroRed20s Unbridled disrespect to the main course

ppl who eat dessert immediately after finishing their meal are untrustworthy scumbags

@zachdb Doctors hate him! He got free access to a psychologist using this one weird trick

Ask not what centrelink can do for you, but what you can do for centrelink

Stroganoff would be a cute name for a girl

Hospo job with free counselling is not that appealing for some reason?

People will literally turn 25 and get obsessed with dogs

UniMelb bitches go from Trinity College Tommy Hilfiger to Carlton Crumpler in the space of a decreasing timeframe each year

Been a while, but I wonder if Hinge people ever figured out whether smooth or crunchy peanut butter is better

Great now it’s getting colder, my depression can become ~seasonal~

Strangely feeling a lot more confident to fare evade with an umbrella under my arm

Have I found horny BP?

Inner Varnika causes all servos Geelong southbound to report shortages of sunglasses. BP Little River reeks of amyl. Do not stop unless absolutely necessary

The first bump to second bump pipeline

I wish I had the ego of a cyclist on Canning Street

Yes 10 likes on here is worth 100 on Instagram, but you’re also ugly

@softboyfodder Speed of Delivery — The unspoken vector of Horn

Everyone talking about horny Coles but what about the horny tram? (the 96)