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@LeeAndersonMP_ None of you are educated in parliament dumbass!

I'm named in this letter. I stand by every word. Guess what? There is no such thing as Islamaphobia. It's a made up word spouted out by educated idiots in Parliament who are scared of losing their seats.

@Simon04440 2008 is back

Dress like the job, walk like the boss.

@FabrizioRomano Carragher gona be in tears

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

@XXL Welcome back to 2016!

Drake taps into a West Coast sound on new song on ICEMAN 🧊 “I’m a show you what to do, lil boy”

@wesstreeting Your reputation was already in tatters. Never recovering from this

Lloyds has launched a new first-time buyer mortgage needing just a £5,000 deposit 🏡 Key details: - Up to 98% mortgage (borrow up to £295k) - Max property price: £300k - 5-year fixed rate at 5.89% - No product fees - Max borrowing: 4.5x salary - Available to employed + self-employed But there’s a catch: - No gifts (“Bank of Mum & Dad” banned) - No new builds - No shared ownership - Strict affordability + credit checks apply Example: £300k house = £5k deposit + £295k mortgage. On the example of a £300,000 home with a £5,000 deposit: Mortgage = £295,000 Rate = 5.89% fixed for 5 years Assuming a 40-year term (the max allowed) Estimated monthly repayment = ~£1,600/month. If the mortgage term was shorter: 35 years = ~£1,740/month 30 years = ~£1,920/month That’s before bills, insurance, council tax and maintenance costs. Lloyds says it’s aimed at renters who can afford monthly payments but can’t save huge deposits. Basically, the majority of Millennials and GenZ!

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes Yeaah that's exactly how hackers operate. Go straight for the news worthy information and provide it to the masses without any financial gain. No they don't just sit there silently watching your every move. They go straight for the jugular because they are for the people! 😂🤣

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage says a “serious” hack of his computer led to the revelation that he received a £5m undeclared gift Reform UK is “exploring” its legal options [@thetimes]

@kirawontmiss How can ju Shlap!!!

@Arya10017 @StickToCricket @MichaelVaughan 1994.. Schmeichel, Cantona et al all in the stands due to the foreign players rules. It was UTDs B team to be fair 🫣

@StickToCricket @MichaelVaughan 85? Romario? Barcelona? Probably about 10 years off.

"He ripped us to pieces!" 😬 Steve Bruce on his toughest opponent. 🇧🇷

@jonsopel Forgotten about Boris Johnson? His entire tenure was an embarrassment. What this comes down to is the expectation you have that politicians are honest and have integrity. Once you understand none of them do, you'll come to realise it's a choice between the best of a bad bunch!

I have listened to Sir Olly Robbins evidence for last hour and forty minutes and am seeing the very best of the civil service. I am left incredulous that the decision was made to fire him. Has there been a more egregious and shameful decision by a political master desperate to save his own skin?

Greatest snack ever invented😍

@Joestar_sann @88kaps

so let me get this straight all of ai twitter was telling people to buy a mac mini to run openclaw, which is literally just a framework, an orchestration layer that sends api requests to actual ai models. something you can run on a $5/month vps. which is exactly what i do btw but when google drops gemma 4, an actual large language model that you can run and fine-tune locally on that same mac mini, with no api costs, no subscriptions, no third party dependencies, completely yours under apache 2.0 the ai community is silent you were buying $800 hardware to run a wrapper but ignoring the actual ai model that would justify that hardware this tells you everything you need to know about the average iq of ai twitter

@PaGeYReLoADeD Nike?... Gola is the one mate

I REFUSEEEE to jump on this Asics, New Balance trainer trend. Don’t matter how you wanna lace them up… 20 years ago in school you wouldn’t be seen in them trainers and now they are charging extortionate prices for them! Not on my watch… straight Nike all day!

@WarMonitors Pedolf Hitler at it again

WHAAT🤣🤣🤣

@ClaireCoutinho She pinned it with the community note. Politicians really are the OGs of comedy 😭

Last year Britain lost a THIRD of its refineries. Why? A Carbon Tax on industry that Ed Miliband doubled. We won’t need any less petrol, diesel, jet fuel, ceramics or chemicals - we'll just rely more on foreign imports. We must axe the Carbon Tax and save British industry.

@balajis In other words Trump would be retreating. It's clear whatever made up plan they had (because we know there's no strategy) has failed. Losing an enormous amount of trust and support from allies.

This could be the offramp the world needs. You can think of it as the best outcome for everyone, under the circumstances. (1) From MAGA’s perspective, if Trump declares victory here and moves on, the US won’t waste yet more blood and treasure in the Middle East. It won’t invade Iran. It also won’t take all the blame for the ongoing global supply chain crisis. It just pulls out and lets everyone work out the regional security equation for themselves. Trump can say he’s fulfilled both his campaign promises: stop Iran from getting a nuke, but also no endless Middle Eastern wars. (2) From Israel’s perspective, Iran has now been shown to be quite hostile to its neighbors, and its military has been substantially degraded. Stopping now is good. Otherwise there’s a danger of overreacting to Oct 7 as Americans overreacted to Sept 11. Israel can stand back and call it a win, because after a US pullout, Iran will have much less excuse for holding the Strait hostage. (3) From the Iranian diaspora’s perspective, it’s unfortunately clear that the current war isn’t going to result in liberalization. Further attacks would push Iran further into fundamentalism, making it even harder to eventually do a liberal reformation. (4) From the long-suffering Iranian people’s perspective, ending the war now would also save countless lives. Otherwise they’ll get hit by friendly fire and drafted by the regime to fight for fundamentalism. (5) Finally, from the world’s perspective, once the US declares victory and goes home, substantial diplomatic pressure will be applied to Iran to simply open the Strait of Hormuz and allow ships through. Iran’s leadership has shown, perhaps surprisingly, that they care about global public opinion…and they would be on the hook for the suffering of billions of people if the Strait remains blocked. TLDR: if Trump declares victory and leaves, Iran no longer has any excuse for blocking the Strait and holding the global economy hostage. Let the matter be worked out diplomatically with pressure from all the 100+ affected countries on Iran. America shouldn’t have to spend a single cent more, or send a single soldier more, to the Middle East.

@pidatow Raw meat next to the cooked meat? All of them had food poisoning the next day... Worth it 😜

Every man need brothers and moments like this...FR!!

@mehdirhasan @GoodwinMJ @andytwelves As the famous Mr Miyagi said... And I quote

Hilarious. So embarrassing for @GoodwinMJ. Watch to the end. Bravo @andytwelves

@rowlsmanthorpe UK companies rolling out AI tools like it's 2023 in US. So behind the curve it's a whole new bend. Once they go live with Co Pilot it will be near useless, behind a stack of controls because they have no idea how to govern the proper use of it.

If you want to know how corporate uptake of AI is going in the UK, M&S just sent out a press release boasting about their purchase of 11,000 licences for... Copilot

@LBC Remember it's China and Huawei that are the problem 🤔

Palantir has been awarded a contract by the UK’s Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) to analyse internal intelligence data. lbc.co.uk/article/palant…