Alex Blake

@MartinPilgrim1 “I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever gnome”

@MartinPilgrim1 Nominative determinism at its finest

That explains why my breakfast tasted so efficient.

@MartinPilgrim1 Reading this, all your tweets about dating failures suddenly make sense

People always say they'd use a time machine to cheat on the lottery. I'd go back in time and invent the lottery. Make them call it The National Martin. That would show everyone.

@MartinPilgrim1 I won’t be in this for multiple reasons

@ChristianSelig There’s a brilliant extension called Consent-O-Matic that handles all those irritating popups for you. Basically goes through and rejects all cookies in a second or two. I couldn’t browse without it: chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…

I will never forgive the EU for making me click Accept Cookies 492,345 times per month

@MartinPilgrim1 I refuse to believe this is not a very late April fools joke. It just has to be

@MartinPilgrim1 Counterpart to Matt Clay, the lead actor in the little known British remake of Ghost

I've spent weeks trying to think of a name for my bran flake eating secret agent character and the answer was staring me in the face all along.

@MartinPilgrim1 A dad joke about MILFs, double the fun

I refuse to call a woman a MILF unless she actually has children. I'm a Stifler for the rules.

#ChatGPT can do a lot, but passing a college exam might be a step too far because it lacks the ability to think originally and creatively, research suggests. digitaltrends.com/computing/chat…

@MartinPilgrim1 Cue a takedown request from Dolmio’s lawyers in 3…2…

@ColorGray7 hi! I'm a freelance writer and I'm interested in reviewing The Case of the Golden Idol. Do you know if it will be coming out on Mac? Thanks!

@achvmnts_ hi! I'm a writer working with MacLife magazine. We'd like to review achvmnts, what's the best way to get in touch with you?

ONE OF THE DEFINITIONS OF 'LITERALLY' IS "IN EFFECT, VIRTUALLY—USED IN AN EXAGGERATED WAY TO EMPHASIZE A STATEMENT OR DESCRIPTION." SOME PEOPLE GET MAD IF YOU USE IT THIS WAY BECAUSE IT ISN'T THE WORD'S PRIMARY MEANING, BUT THIS SENSE OF 'LITERALLY' HAS BEEN USED FOR 250 YEARS SO

@jamespwickham75 The Twelve South ParcSlope might be what you need. Good angle for writing and drawing, solid metal construction, plus it's a good brand. Only thing I'd say is it's not height adjustable twelvesouth.com/products/parcs…

@jamespwickham75 Hi James, what do you need the stand for? Any use cases in mind? I put together a few ideas here that you might find useful creativebloq.com/buying-guides/…

What the hell? #wordle Wordle 282 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 270 X/6 #wordle 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 Life is suffering.

@Hermesparcels I know this isn't customer support but I was hoping you could help point me in the right direction. Is there any way to contact a human at support? I've reported an issue several times thru the bot on your website and haven't had a reply. Any help would be great

@OllieWride Stranger Love ❤️ coming to London specially with our Ollie Wride shirts! Definitely not nerding out or anything

Right folks, I’m putting together set list for December… What do you want to hear from the first album and how many new cuts? 😉🤟🏼