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I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras. RIP. 🙏

Fuel is getting expensive.

@leclercsjeanss Naaaaaaaahhhhh. Oscar wouldn't be tossed aside for LEC.

me after doing a line of cocaine

@RabidLagomorph Left over spaghetti bolognese in a toastie absolutely wins. This'd be awesome if done right (i.e. Home made).

You will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension.

Firstly, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, but quite shaken up, but I'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, | was robbed this afternoon in broad daylight at the petrol station. I got myself together after it happened, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I was probably in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for an ambulance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them: “Yes,it was pump number 4!”

Hey @redbullracing !! Long shot ik but my husband and I will be on honeymoon in Japan from Australia just for the GP! I would love to surprise him with paddock passes if you have any spare? He worked hard to make sure I’d be here and I would love to make it up to him🫶🏻 (more⤵️)

@MissJackx If it wasn't for Flavio I'd agree 😅

I don't suppose Piastri can go back to Alpine? 😂

Both mclarens didn’t start the race

@MissJackx It was so great to see :)

Bono being on the podium with Kimi and Lewis is just 🥲

Tucker: “The CIA is spying on me, they admitted to reading my text messages.” Lawyer: “Who were you texting?” Tucker: “Iranian regime personnel.” Lawyer: “You sure the CIA wasn’t spying on the member of a designated terrorist organization you were texting?” Tucker: “No way, they’re trying to set me up and they’re just using that as an excuse to spy on me.” Lawyer: “So you weren’t sharing communications with a designated enemy of the U.S.?” Tucker: “No, I was, but that’s free speech.” Lawyer: “As long as you didn’t give them any information that would benefit their efforts against the U.S. or spread any information to your audience at their request.” Tucker: “Isn’t that also free speech?” Lawyer: “No that’s treason.” Tucker: “Oh…………..”

KIMI ANTONELLI WINS FOR THE FIRST TIME!! 👏🏆 WHAT A DRIVE! 😮‍💨 #F1 #ChineseGP

@McLarenF1 Yes. Well that worked out well, didn't it. 🤦‍♂️ Car is a bucket of shit.

Ready to go 👊 #McLarenF1 | #ChineseGP 🇨🇳

@kmcnam1 Neo is probably a loss leader.

Apple pricing is... ummm... interesting...

This math joke is nice. Happy pi day.

@Jack2LOneill Once watched 1 and a half seasons in a weekend; all I dreamed about was SG1 😂

Looking for something amazing to do this weekend? How about watching 3 seasons of Stargate SG1 (yes, it's possible)

@oscxpiastri He's in front of Lando, and that's more important than anything 😂

PIASTRI AND FUCKING P5 MAN