Emily

when the sun makes the water glitter

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle

there are landscapes like this on earth and tomorrow morning i’ll be stuck in front of a shitty excel spreadsheet

I will never understand why the smell of girl's perfume last 5 seconds meanwhile boys can go through an apocalypse and still smell of their Dior Savage😭

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs or a house.

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

I hate when you're looking for apartments to rent, you find one reasonably priced and then you realize they're Senior living apartments. I mean, I'm in bed by 9pm and I get up at 5am. I QUALIFY.

Teams, Excel and Outlook after watching you enjoy your weekend

Nothingggggg beats early 2000's films ... I just watched Hitch again and it's just so good and funny

What's the science behind looking more tea in a bra and underwear than in a bikini

People who go on solo trips not scared of nothing.

I cannot afford to drive around and waste gas while blasting music anymore so I need a new hobby

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisalign

One thing I love about traveling is that it shatters the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

job interviewer asked me if i have any questions and i pulled the “when can i start?” and everyone in the zoom call laughed

I know the money changed me cuz I ain’t been to Little Caesars in a minute

Mi esposo está haciendo un curso en línea para aprender a cuidar niños con autismo y cada vez que completa un módulo me mira así:

Just finished watching the Ronaldinho documentary on Netflix. Muito orgulho 😭🇧🇷 #Ronaldinho

"Você trabalha no computador, passa o dia todo sentada, deve ser muito fácil" Eu trabalhando no computador: